Juliet 's POV
The next day
"Wake up" someone says in a singsong voice
"Fuck off" I reply rolling over
"That's no way to talk to your boyfriend"
I don't give a fuck who you are, no one interrupts my dreams of Harry Styles, man-bun and all
"Do I look like I care? No, ok"
"Juilet Caniff get the fuck up before I bitch slap you" Taylor says from across the room
"Do it"
He just sits there looking down
"That's what I thought"
"I got you Starbucks" Matt says holding up a carmel frap with extra carmel
"I LOVE YOU!" I yell grabbing the Starbucks
I love the Starbucks more
"Anyway, I need to have a talk with you two" Taylor says sitting down in the couch
This can't be good...
"Now, I know you two are a couple and may want to do couple things-"
"Taylor, please stop" I say sipping my Starbucks
"If you're going to do couple things, please, just use a cond-"
I spit out my drink all over Taylor and start coughing
"TAYLOR NO!" I yell in between my cough spasms
No one comes to my aid
I COULD'VE DIED!
"Uh... psh it's not like we'd do that anyway ha ha" Matt says shifting uncomfortably while blushing
Damn right we're not doing that YA NASTY!
I feel like Raven Simone from 'That's so Raven'
"Well you two will eventually get to a point in your relationship when... you know, the couple stuff comes in" Taylor says
"This is just to weird of a conversation to be having with one of my best friends" Matt says
"Well your dating my sister, that itself is whole new level of weird"
I don't know if that was supposed to be offensive or not
"On another note, when are you two going public?" Taylor asks
Is never a option?
"Never? Yeah, definitely never"
"JULIET!"
"I'm just being real with you"
"I think you two should announce that you're Taylor's sister before our relationship, if you ever want to do that..?" Matt says
"I agree" Taylor says
"Or we could do neither of those things"
"We're gonna have to eventually. Someone's gonna see you with one of us, take a picture and make assumptions all over Twitter" Taylor says
"Just say i'm your bodyguard"
"Really? More like I'm your bodyguard"
If anyone's my bodyguard, it's probably Caiden
"I don't know, you'll figure something out" I say
"And what if I don't? " Taylor questions
"I'm gonna Skype Caiden" I say grabbing my laptop, ignoring Taylor, and walking away
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My beloved big brother
FanfictionJuilet Caniff lives the life of a normal teenage girl. At least her kind of normal. One Direction, Starbucks, and being the class clown is her life. Although her brother has millions of fans and hot friends, she's stayed far away from her famous bro...
