Juliet's POV
"WE GOING UP ON A TUESDAY, EVEN THOUGH IT ISN'T EVEN TUESDAY!" I yell on the plane getting weird looks from people
Haters gonna hate *insert hair flip here*
"I got that on snapchat" Taylor says sounding proud of himself
"Are you gonna start recording everything I do?" I ask
"Yes, you're really funny"
"Damn right I am" I say snapping my fingers in a zigzag formation.
Sassy up in here
"Ok, we need to talk about what just happened with Matt" Taylor says putting his phone down
Hell nah, not today
"I gotta Zayn" I say jumping off my seat, almost running into a old lady in the process
"Watch where you're going missy!" The lady exclaims loudly
"Oh, uh sorry ma'am" I say
"DID YOU JUST CALL ME HAM?" the lady yells
"Yes?"
"I MUST CLEAR MY BLADDER!" the lady yells and then wobbles to the bathroom
Well, that was fun
I sit back down in my seat to see Taylor laughing to the point where he's crying
"Thank the fudge lords, I got that whole thing on video!" Taylor exclaims happily
Of course he did
"Anyway back to Matt, WHAT THE FLYING SPAGHETTI SAUCE WAS THAT!" Taylor yells flailing his arms
Taylor needs to get it together and use his inside voice
For real though
"Tay, it's p-biz" I reply
"What the fuck is p-biz?"
"Personal business, duh"
P-biz sounds like some weird ass brand of soda no one drinks
Oh whale watching
"Well do you love Matt?" Taylor asks
"Ugh I don't know!"
"How do you feel when you see Matt?" Taylor asks
Is Taylor a therapist now?
"Feelings? Ew" I say grimacing
"You're a girl, girls talk about feelings... right?" Taylor questions
"Not to you!" I exclaim
The only person I talk feelings with is Shawn
Now Shawn could be a therapist
Dr. Shawn up in here
"Ugh! You're so difficult" Taylor says crossing his arms
At least he gave up trying to talk about feelings
After da flight
"We're home, we're home, we're finally home bitches!" I sing terribly as I ninja off the plane
"You're just gonna leave me with the bags!" Taylor calls after me
"Yes" I call back
"Ugh" I hear Taylor grumble making me laugh
I ninja out of the terminal and see Caiden sitting in a chair waiting for me
At least, I hope he's waiting for me
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My beloved big brother
FanfictionJuilet Caniff lives the life of a normal teenage girl. At least her kind of normal. One Direction, Starbucks, and being the class clown is her life. Although her brother has millions of fans and hot friends, she's stayed far away from her famous bro...
