Juliet's POV
Oh ma lordy lord lord
Why did I say that? I didn't even completely mean it.
Or did I?
I'm so stoopid
It just came out like word vomit
Ha, mean girls reference
NOT THE TIME JULIET, NOT THE TIME!
Matt and I pull away and Matt's smiling like he just won a hedge shaped like a llama
Just great
I need a diversion...
"SHAWN, OH HOW I'VE MISSED YOU!" I yell pretty much jumping on Shawn
"I missed you to Jules" Shawn says hugging me back
"Did ya miss me to?" Johnson says with his arms open for a hug
"Sure" I reply walking past him
"YOU KNOW YOU MISSED ME YOU EXPIRED JAR OF MAYONNAISE!" Johnson yells after me
Ignoring Johnson, I ninja upstairs to reevaluate my life choices
Great way to spend a Friday night
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"JULIET WAKE UP! I HAVE NEWS!" Shawn yells running in
"Pftt Whaa?" I mutter sitting up, confused
I was sleeping?
I guess reevaluating my life choices was quite tiring
"Guess who's going on a date with Matt?"
"You?" I question
I didn't think Shawn swung that way
"What? No stupid, you are!" Shawn exclaims
Oh yeah, that makes more sense
Couples do that, going on dates and such
"Yes, FREE FOOD!" I yell throwing a fist in the air
"Jesus Christ" Shawn mutters shaking his head
"ANYWAY, Matt is having a difficultly figuring out where to take you, so he has sent me to figure it out" Shawn explains
"Ok..."
"So, what is the perfect date for the Juilet Caniff?" Shawn asks
What is the perfect date?
"Anything with food really" I reply
"Well duh food, but what else?"
"Um...Skydiving?"
"You want Matt to take you skydiving?" Shawn clarifies
"Now that I think about it, that sounds rather terrifying" I say shaking my head
"Yeah, I know. Now try to be serious here"
"Ok, being serious. Getting super serioso. IT'S GETTIN SERIOUS UP IN HERE!"
"Oh my lord" Shawn says
"The singer?"
"No, not the-"
"AND WE'LL NEVER BE ROYALS!" I scream highly off key
Hell, i'm not even on the key
"As lovely as that musical number was, it does not help with the Matt situation" Shawn says
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My beloved big brother
FanfictionJuilet Caniff lives the life of a normal teenage girl. At least her kind of normal. One Direction, Starbucks, and being the class clown is her life. Although her brother has millions of fans and hot friends, she's stayed far away from her famous bro...
