New Teacher on the Block

I can't make up a title for this story, Miss!

(ah yes, just another chapter from Dennis' P.O.V.)

Friday evening

Dear diary(again),

I'm feeling blam today! After all those boring school times and horrid school work, it's time that me and my best friends go all out to make the fun of your lifetime happen! I mean yeah, we've been doing it for many times, so I must've forgotten when was the first time we did it.

But back to what we're going to tell you and what we're planned on doing anyway! So I totally had, I repeat HAD just did a totally blam insult backfire on Walter during recess and it went like that:

"Hey Dennis, I've heard that you made Gnasher eat your unfinished homework! I'm reporting this to Ms. Creecher. FOLLOW ME BERTIE!" that was from Walter, and I REALLY HATE HIM TELLING ON ME TO THE POINT OF CAUSING ME TO GROAN.

"What's that Walter, did you ALWAYS WEAR PINK IN WEDNESDAYS?"

"WHA-WHAT?! NO!!" said Walter, embarrassed. (You should totally see the look on his face!) "I don't do that on Wednesdays! That's for demented manchildren who obsessively watch teen girl movies!"

"Well Walter, you really are soppy and snobbish like those spoiled and stuck-up rich kids in those movies. I heard your father wears pink pants!"

"Why you-" he shouted angrily.

"Oooooooooohhhh!!!" three of my friends shouted cheerily.

Well yeah, that's just what I did even though it might've been worse... if Walter tried to report what I said to his dad or even worse, the teachers or even the headmaster! But anyway enough of that, let's just switch to what I was going to tell you just now.

Aaaand Rubi was busy with helping her father with his inventions and experiments again today. Great. But the good news is that Pieface and J.J. are still here with me today! And we're playing fetch with Gnasher, and that fetch has a twist since it involves fetching a sausage, a.k.a. Gnasher's favourite food. And also a twist is that that fetch involves passing the sausage to each other and then the one who holds onto it will throw it far away for Gnasher to retrieve it!

And all is fun and games,... but after 6 rounds we accidentally throw it till it hits the window of a flat. Whoops.

"HEY! Who's throwing stuff on the window?!" a familiar voice shouted. It sounded like Miss Kwan, and the bad news is, she's furious.

"Sorry... Miss?"

"Yes, I live in here. So you don't have to ask me." said Miss Kwan. "And also who just threw stuff on the window?"

"Oh wait, that was uh,... uh... me, Miss!" I replied. "I threw a sausage on that window while me and my buddies were playing fetch with Gnasher!"

"Wait, you threw a sausage?" she asked. "No wonder there's a noise of someone slapping on the window!"

"Don't worry, come outside! Join the fun!" I shouted as I waved my hand as he looked down on me from a distance.

"I was just trying to watch The Grizzly Griller Total Forest Games on my BetFlicks streaming, okay?!"

I gasped in delight. Never have I ever knew that Grizzly Griller is making a new show!

"Amaze-beans! What is is all about?"

"Well it's about Grizzly Griller being a host of a reality show where 29 teens are chosen to participate in Survivor-styled challenges and activities and some wacky hijinks and occasional relationship drama ensues."

"Totally blam!... wait, did you just said relationship drama?"

"Yes. But it's mostly worth it for the parts where some of your favourite contestants brave such perilous activities such as walking on hot coal barefoot while carrying two other contestants around for four times and even tasting exotic foreign cuisine that are known to gross contestants out such as fried spiders."