Stories of an Ex Forced God of Destruction

Where did you get all these Pillows?!

Blue had a plan.

He first saw the signs of sleep deprivation when Error had first "kidnapped" him. Which totally wasn't Error's fault, thank you Stretch!

Spending more time with the glitching skeleton only further proved this, especially when he outright asked Error.

<--Flashback-->

"ERROR, MY DEAR FRIEND?"

"Yeah-h, BLue?"

Error had been working with Blue and Night to try and reduce the glitching quality in his voice, and the proof was finally showing.

Blue turned to face Error, looking away from the beautiful view of the Underswap sunrise. Not the original, since Stretch would be on Error like a bee on honey, but a more recent copy that Error decided to leave untouched, since it was developing original qualities.

"WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN YOU SLEEP?" he asked.

Blue would admit, he was worried that Error didn't trust him yet, even though Blue had already decided that Error was his bestest friend. Only the greatest of friends for the magnificent Blue, of course!

Error looked at Blue, shrugged, then turned back to the sunrise. "I have-En't needeD to sleep iN eo-ons."

Blue's mandible (jaw) dropped in shock. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! EVERYBODY NEEDS TO SLEEP! EVEN INK DOES!"

Error shrugged again. "I stoPped needi-ing to. BesiDEs, I never get-t the time tOo, anyway."

Despite knowing each other for nearly a year now, Error still managed to shock Blue with his casual disregard over things as important as basic self care!

Don't even get him started on the time Error came back to the anti-void holding his broken off arm in the opposite hand! No, Error, the correct response to being asked if you needed help wasn't saying, "NaAa, I'vE Al-lREady GoT a-aN exTra HaND."

Honestly, if Blue wasn't so worried his head would come off, he could sometimes strangle Error!

<--Present Time-->

The nostalgia over the memory made Blue smile, but it was a sad one, admittedly. Also, Blue really wished Error had destroyed that copy, since it later developed into the original Yandereswap. Even Blue was freaked out by seeing himself like that.

It wasn't long after Blue began working on getting doctorates in medicine, surgery, psychology and magical science. He had long seen that Alphys was never going to actually let him join the royal guard, as soul crushing as it was, so why not learn how to heal and care for people, instead? It took a very long time, even without the resets, but Blue still strongly believes it was worth it.

He even got degrees in nursing and midwifery, which was surprisingly very different yet similar to his doctorates. Also culinary training of multiple different sorts, including patisserie and commercial culinary (basically what professional chefs do), a veterinary and animal husbandry degree, a masters in education, bachelors of health, exercise science, forensic science and psychology, criminology (he wanted to apply to the police force for a time) and pharmacy, plus a plethora of other accreditation through training.

...What? He had a lot of spare time to waste between resets and a hard working nature.

On that note, he should probably apply to get the diplomas and certificates recognized in the new Multi-AU, now that he had a place without resets to remember them.

He can't wait to see Stretch's face when he realizes just what Blue had been doing in his spare time. Especially when he finds out Blue has been cooking badly on purpose... Mweheheh...