Stories of an Ex Forced God of Destruction

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"..... Eeeerroorrrr...."

"...Eerrrrrorrrr..."

"ERROR!"

Error rolled out of his hammock and hit the floor, face first. Being woken up so rudely was... actually, that might have been the first time it had ever happened to him, and he definitely didn't like it... Guess that was why Nightmare hated it when Error woke him up in the middle of the night.

Rolling onto his back, Error glared up at the one responsible. "... Dust? What the hell, dude?" Aagh, he sounded like Fresh. Note to self, never talk after just waking up.

"Error, we've been trying to wake you up for aaaageeeess." Dust complained, forcing his grin to stay neutral.

"Really? How long?" Error mumbled, slowly getting off the floor and looking around for his pokemon.

"300 years, Error!"

Error chocked on air, delving into a coughing fit. "Three-" *Cough, cough* "Three hundred WHAT?! SHIT, BLUE'S WILL KILL ME IF HE FINDS OUT I HAVEN'T EATEN IN THAT LONG!"

Error ran out of the door, throwing it open so hard it cracked both itself and the wall it hit. But Error was already long gone, too scared of Blue's wrath to care about property damage. Ink was far less terrifying than an angry Blue, after all.

Dust watched Error go, his cool facade to finally cracking as he fell into harsh cackles. "Oh my Toby, did you SEE his face?! That panic! Pleeeeaaasseee tell me you managed to catch all of that!"

Dust's Haunter faded into existence, holding out a video camera to Dust and chuckling silently to itself.

Dust grabbed the camera, pressing the replay button. "Hell yeah, the others are going to love this."

"Dusty, what do you think your doing?" asked someone behind Dust.

Said skeleton screamed and span around, bone attacked already summoned and in a defensive position. "BLUE! WHAT ARE-" Dust realized he was scream, and stopped to clear his non-existent throat, "Blue, what are you doing in Error's room?"

Blue glared harshly at the now sweating Dust. "Trying to figure out what made Error start whimpering when he saw me, before vaulting over the railings into the living room. Now, are you going to tell me what you did? Or am I going to have to force it out of you?"

Dust started skirting around Blue, slowly making his way to Error's door and freedom. "Nope, no idea what your talking about, none whatsoever." he finally made it to the door and started to make a run for it. "See you arou- hrrgh!"

Just as Dust cleared the door frame, Error's luxray dropped from the string nest in the ceiling and landed on Dust, easily trapping him with a successful rawr.

Blue gave the giant feline a scritch behind the ears, smirking down at his immobile datemate. "Thank you, Queen! Now then, Dust, I've seen you chose the hard way! I'm thinking... leave you in Aftertale with Geno for an hour or two? Yeah, that sounds like it will start making you talk. Especially once I tell him you did something to Error."

"Please no, anything but that." Dust whimpered, even as Blue started dragging him downstairs and out of the house.

Haunter awkwardly floated in the corner of the room, unsure whether or not he should go after Dust and rescue him, or stay hidden.

Ash placed a hand on the panicking pokemon. "JUST LEAVE MY FOOLISH BROTHER TO HIS OWN DEMISE! IT'S ABOUT TIME HE GOT HIS JUST DESSERTS, SMOKE! INSTEAD, LET US GO AND MESS WITH INK! HE'S SO SUSCEPTIBLE TO A GOOD JAPE!"