Stories of an Ex Forced God of Destruction

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Error took a long slurp of his chocolate milkshake, staring at the people walking past to see how many he could make freak out. Just a small hobby he had whenever he wanted to spend time away from the Mansion and his house mates.

Currently, he was sitting in one of the Multi-Au's many malls, at a small cafe'. Sometimes, he would sit here with either Dust or Horror doing the exact same thing, since they were the only other two he could trust to just sit and stare, while still freaking people out.

Cross wasn't scary enough, Nightmare would start smiling wider, Killer would start fidgeting and the Stars were a no-go.

The only others he could trust to join him in this activity would be Geno and Fresh, but people tended to call the ambulance when they saw Geno for the first time (Geno is now on a first name basis with most of the ambulance drivers around the Truce Mansion, now), and Fresh was a fifty-fifty chance of he wouldn't stop moving, or he'd start pulling out his mechanical freaks and sitting them in empty chairs. Getting banned from that one mall wasn't fun, especially since Fresh kept demanding people respect his furbies "free-monster-rights"...

Yeah, Fresh was a no-go.

Besides, he was here alone for a reason. Because no matter how hard you try, as long as your in the Mansion, someone would find you when you wanted to be alone.

Whether it Blue looking for him for "basic health care", Ink wanting to bug him because he was bored, Cross because his chocolate was missing or any of the others with their random ideas and requests.

During his thinking, Error didn't notice someone get too close to his table. He did notice when they pulled out a chair and kinda fell into it with a huff.

The glitch stared at this new, pretty brave disturbance, a feminine cat humanoid that he recalled Blue would say was a neko, but with grey skin with black patterns that crudely resembled a tabby cat's, and big yellow eyes that glowed by themselves.

Also, he was pretty sure the dress she was wearing was actually attached to her, but he wasn't sure about that. "Can I... help you?"

That piercing yellow gaze froze him in place. There was something about it that didn't seem... right.

"(Two engagements...)" the neko growled.

Error didn't bother to hide his confusion, annoyed that his alone time was ruined. "...What?"

"(Two engagements. A wedding. A BIRTHDAY party. The end of lock-down. Christmas shopping so we could send things through the post. A serious cold... And no flipping ideas on what to write!)" she finished an a hiss, quite growls still rumbling in the back of her throat.

Error started to realize that this monster probably wasn't really even registering his presence. "That sounds pretty hectic."

"(And of course, now I feel kind of bad for not doing any updates of any form, but there's nothing I can do about that, except think of some random idea to do now, but what to do...)" she trailed off.

Error had no idea what to do, but he really just wanted her to leave. "Why don't you use those things that happened to you recently as inspiration?"

She stroked her chin, thinking about it. "(Not a bad idea...)"

The slow smile that graced her face made Error even more worried. "(Hey, wanna help me cause some chaos?)"

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Nightmare was massaging his forehead, listening to the story his dear, old, idiotic friend just told. "And so, you listened to the stranger's dumb idea, which was... this?"