Stories of an Ex Forced God of Destruction

Two for the Price of One!

(Two of  the Three requests from SpiritNinja45!  I believe the third part will be big enough for it's own chapter, so you'll have to wait for it, ya'll.

Part 1 of this chapter is a extension to the chapter "Reactions to Various Movies...", while Part 2 is a follow along to "Skeletons vs Dead by Daylight". Kind of...)

Part 1 - The Movie Night! (Part Two)

<--- How To Train Your Dragon (First Movie Only) --->

Nightmare groaned into his hands. "I can relate... I can relate so badly..."

Error smirked at him. "Well, compared to Hiccup, at least you don't also have to deal with a needy dragon on top of a group of followers that make you want to disembowel them."

Killer ran in from another room and wrapped himself around Nightmare, radiating happiness. "Nighty! We should go to a sushi restaurant and stuff our faces! But no eels! I hate eels!"

Killer hopped off of Nightmare and ran off upstairs before Nightmare could say or do anything.

Error watched him go. "Well, I stand corrected..."

<--- Eragon --->

Blue stared down at the object the Gang had brought into the house, not sure if he should laugh or scream. "So..."

The four nervous skeletons fidgeted from their spots on the floor, Blue scaring them more than Nightmare could on a good day (or bad, depending on who was on what side of his wrath).

"You went into a universe, filled with mythical beasts..."

No one could meet Blue's eye-lights.

"Stole a random egg..."

More fidgeting.

"In the hopes it would be a dragon egg and you could train it to be a pet. Was that all?"

Killer, Dust and Horror pointed at Cross and said, in union, "It was his idea!"

Cross glared at them. "You fuckers!"

Error walked into the room and froze, staring at the egg sitting on the coffee table. "Ahhhh... Why's there a hydra egg on the table?  No one's dumb enough to steal a hydra egg, right?"

Blue looked at the egg in abject horror. "No..."

He picked up the egg an shoved it into Cross's hands. "Take it back! NOW!"

Cross shoved it into Killer's arms. "Yeah, Killer, you should take it back!"

Killer passed it on. "Here ya go, Horror! You were the one who found it after all!"

Horror yeeted it at Dust. "No, no, Dust was the one who found it! He should have the honor!"

Dust stared at the egg. "Are hydra's really that bad?"

"YES!" shouted everyone else in the room.

A cracking noise sounded through the room, making the everyone stare at the egg and panic.

"Oh, shit..."

<--- Godzilla (2014) --->

Dust stared at the movie credits, not even noticing them. "Sooo... The way to be considered a hero is to take out a threat worse than you are?"