Stories of an Ex Forced God of Destruction

Re-lation-ships! (Head Cannons for this Book)

(I thought of this idea and decided it could be funny, so the thought train is leaving the platform! Chew-chew, motherduckers.

Just a chapter on how the Truce Mansion Residents would act/feel in a relationship.

... I may also be feeling the forever alone bug ;-; )

~ Error ~

If Error was ever in a relationship, he would always exude a calm and collect aura...

That hides the complete, utter panic he's feeling inside.

/Am I doing this right? Should I hold their hand? Are they happy right now? Will someone attack them for dating me? What do I DOOOOOOOOOO?-/

*Error.exe has crashed, reboot?*

Error has never been in a relationship, for obvious reasons, nor does he think someone would ever want to date him, since he is extremely self-depreciating. He also has a huge amount of emotional baggage that will forever follow him around.

He is also incredibly dense. He's had the froggits and temmies talk, of course (thank you, Lust), but flirting goes over his head most of the time, unless it is extremely forward.

Did someone steal the stars to put them in your eyes? Are you talking about the time Ink tried to force my face into one of the stars in Outertale? It hurt, but I don't think any of the gases are still in my sockets.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got 'fine' written all over you. What's a parking ticket?

Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knees falling for you. I don't have a band-aid, but I have some monster chocolate! It should heal you right away.

I was wondering if you could tell me: If you're here, who's running Heaven? ...Heaventale!Asgore? As he always has?

I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away! I'M A SKELETON! I DON'T HAVE LUNGS! LET ME GET SOMEONE TO HELP YOU!

Your cute, let's bang. Are you blind? I am note "cute" in any sense of the word. But we can bang. You got any fireworks? Let's set them off in Ink's room and blame it on Killer.

However, if a relationship was to bloom, he would be one of the most adorably caring datemates someone could have: always trying to make his datemate happy, but completely unsure of how to do it.

Expect to receive a lot of hand made gifts and chocolate, since Error knows that people like those.

Also expect Fell and Cross to be pissed a lot more often.

~Ink~

One word.

Emotionless.

"You want to go on a date? PFFT- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... haha... ha... Oh, wait, your serious. Ahhhh, sure! Why not? It could be fun!"

Ink would be, kinda as you would expect him to be in a relationship. He wouldn't exactly try at all and just act like he normally does. The only real difference will be he would always give his datemate flowers at the start of every date (that he would usually turn up late to), because someone (Dream) wrote it on his scarf.

He would be surprisingly good at remembering important dates, like anniversaries and birthdays. And it totally has nothing to do with Dream or the fact that Dream and Ink have a linked calendar because Ink has a terrible memory. Totally not.