Fuck I love you (yumikuri)

Chapter 1. On the way

"What to wear?" Ymir pondered staring at her closet.

She wanted to dress casual but still nice. After staring at her wardrobe in silence for about 5 minutes she finally came to a decision. She desided on a black pair of cargo pants, a slim white tshirt that showed the outlines of her abs, her airforce 1's and her favorite black beanie.

After checking her self out in the mirror she walked to the kitchen and swiped her keys off the counter and into her pockets.

She started her black jeep up and checked her watch.

"alright its 12:15 and the partys at 2:00. Wow I might aculy be early to something for the first time in forever. I might as well go get some coffee while Im at it." said Ymir.

She began to drive to her favorite small coffee shop, it was only about 10 minutes away so she should still have time to get to the party.

"Fucking hell" screamed Ymir as she was about half way to her destination. "Marlo's gift, fuck im an idiot. I cant show up with nothing, its his birthday..... What the fuck do I even get a 2 year old anyways?" She sighed turning around and headng towards the nearest Target.

"I should probibly call Historia, she'll know what to do" said Ymir as she dialed Historias number. On the 6th ring she picked up.

----phone call----

"Hey whats up?" said Historia

"uhhhhh you know stuff about kids right?" asked Ymir

"Yeah sure what do you need?"

"Oh thank god I know nothing about kids. Um what would consider a choking hazard for a 2 year old child? Im picking up Marlo's present and I want to know what toy will and will not kill him."

"Your a dumbass" sighed Historia. "Why would someone make a toy for a 2 year old that is a choking hazard? He's 2, just find something that is shiny and is labled as a toy for babies."

"Maybey I'll just get him those banna puff things he likes so much, like a treat for him"

"He's not a fucking dog Ymir. Get the child a toy." said Historia.

"Ok, I'll find something, but for the reccord Im grabbing those banna puffs for myself because those things are fucking bomb" said Ymir

"You better fucking share, also pick up those little yogurt melt things. The ones that are shaped like m&m's." added Historia

"Ok thanks" said Ymir as she hung up

---end of phone call---

She quickly parked and ran inside the store to get Marlo's gift.

"Alright something shiny" said Ymir as she scaned the shelfs. She soon landed her eyes on the perfect thing, it was a large bag of those big legos that small children were always playing with. "These big ass legos should do the trick, now for those banna puffs and yogurt melts."

She waited in line for the checkout and when it was her turn she got a flirtatious smirk from the worker scanning her items. But Ymir politely smilled at her.

"Would ya like a bag babe?" asked the worker

"Yeah that would be great actualy" said Ymir

When the lady at the register was done she said "Dont worry about paying, I got ya" while winking her left eye at Ymir. Than handing her a slip of paper with her number on it. "call me." she mouthed.

I really dont have time to deal with this today. None the less Ymir smiled and said "Thank you" to the worker while walking out of the store.

After she ran back into her car she put the slip into an empty 7-11 cup with the other trash like food wrappings and straw papers. She put the key into the car, turning it and watching all the lights come on along with the radio starting to tune.

 Ymir's phone began to vibrate and as she picked it up she saw the caller ID: Ex. She sighed and swiped to the left to answer.

---Phone call---

"What's up Hitch?" asked Ymir starting to back out of her parking space.

"Dude when are you getting here?" asked Hitch. "Your not missing my brothers birthday party"

"Im like 20 minutes away, plus I have pleanty of time its only 12:45 and it starts at 2:00" said Ymir

"It starts at 1:00 dumbass, get ur ass over here. Everybody else is here but you."

"Plus Annie is sitting on Mikasa's lap and wispering things in her ear, and the last thing I want is them fucking in my bed and getting cum on my sheets"

"Ok, im on my way" said Ymir driving towards Hitch's house

"Bye see ya soon" says Hitch as she hangs up.

---End Of Phone call---