EYYYYYYY HAIKYUU TIME BABYYYYYYYYYY.
1. nishinoya is BABY but also punched a guy in the face because he was "commenting" on my appearance.
2. YALL WEIRD FOR WANTING TO KNOW WHAT THEY SMELL LIKE BUT OK HERE'S A LIST
a. Daichi - Pine
b. Suga - SUGAR (que the yagami yato listeners lmao)
c. Asahi - Jesus. How do I know what Jesus smells like? idk.
d. Nishinoya - bOy sWeAt but also vanilla
e. Tanaka - he smells like if someone showered in axe body spray.
f. Kageyama - milk
g. Hinata - Oranges
h. Tsukki poo - idk. dinosaurs? idk what it was but he smelled nice.
i. Yamacoochie - Grass
3. YACHI IS BABYYYYYYYYY.
4. Tanaka is literally my best friend-
for my irl friend reading this rn...
you didn't see this.
5. Suga.
HE'S EXACTLY LIKE HE IS IN THE YAGAMI YATO AUDIOS I DID NOT SCRIPT THIS WHY.
6. You can feel the holiness when you're around Asahi.
7. Kiyoko rlly is that pretty like-
MY GURL OUT HERE MAKIN ME FEEL SELF CONSCIOUS-
8. Tendou is AHHHHHHHHHHHDBCRFVRVHJN. HE IS BEAUTIFUL AHHH.
9. Bokuto is a masterpiece. (i got everyone to ship BokuAka (DON'T COME FOR ME IN THE COMMENTS I SWEAR-))
10. USHIJIMA'S A BOOMER GTFOOOOOOOOOOO
11. Oikawa may be pretty, but he's a little bitch who I want to punch in the face.
12. Kuroo is a big fat nerd who needs to be cyberbullied in a block game about beds by a man wearing a pig skin and a crown who is of the blade name.
13. kenma low key sounds like fukin isami aldini from food wars 💀
14. another thing i didn't script-
THEY ALL CALLED ME BY YAGAMI YATO NICKNAMES AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHATISTHIIIIISSSSSSSS
15. Bokuto gets DOWN to corneria from the star fox games.
bonus:
they're SMOOOOOOOTH FOR HIGH SCHOOLERS LIKE SHEEEEEEEEEEEESH.
DAYUM
thanks for reading be back in a sec with more shit also thank u so much for getting this book to 1.4K reads what is this i have never known such fame thank you beauties and gentlebeauties i love you all.
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