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time for more newsies
HERE WE GO
SO I WENT BACK TO 1992SIES. YES.
(time stops in my dr lmao)
SO
i go back and hundreds of BOYS are just staring at me like i was the first woman they've ever seen or something and bumlets is like "so why tf did you come out of a floating door" and i'm like "shii idk maybe it's because I'M A TIME TRAVELER" and they're all like "YOOOOOO WHAT"
so yeah the reporter guy saw the door thing too bc he was walking down the street he sprints up to me and is like "hey can i get an interview bc you're a time traveler" and i'm like "yeah ok sure" so he asks me questions and shi
"what's ur name"
"ash"
"what year are you from"
"2022"
"how old are you"
"15"
"is the world ending"
"what no.
kinda.
a little.
yes"
i manifest a polaroid camera and he takes a pic of me and then he goes away leaving me again with hundreds of boys staring at me.
"sooooooo wanna help with the strike?"
"sure dude"
so yeah FAST FORWARD to the rally I HAD ONLY TALKED TO JACK AND DAVEY BC I'M SHY AND MUSH IS HOT AND I DIDN'T WANT TO EMBARRASS MYSELF IN FRONT OF HIM so yeah medda's like "i heard the time traveler was here! what's music like in the future??" and oh my god why did i do this.
i pulled out my phone. went to files. and played
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7DD3GJgsU8
this
WHY DID I DO IT IDK
I WAS SO EMBARRASSED EVERYONE WAS LIKE
"well ok then"
so medda starts singing and yeah then the cops come and start punching kids. kid blink FREAKING JUMPS OFF THE BALCONY INTO A COP AND KNOCKS HIM OUT
SPOT PUNCHES PEOPLE (including me bc he didn't know i was with them bc he didn't see my face ig AND THAT HURT)
but then OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD
SO I'M FIGHTING RIGHT
AND THEN A BUNCH OF COPS COME IN AND START CARRYING KIDS OUT BC YEAH SO I'M CORNERED AND FREAKING MUSH COMES OVER AND IS LIKE "hey" AND KNOCKS 3 OF THEM OUT AND SHOVES THE OTHER 2 AWAY SO HARD THEY FALL OVER AND KEEPS PUNCHING PEOPLE UNTIL EVERYONE GOT ARRESTED AND I HAD TO PAY MONEY FOR ASSAULT CHARGES
SO THEN I WAS LIKE "thanks" AND I KISSED HIM BC WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO IDK ROMANCE and yeah
so then skittery was like "why am i destined to be alone forever" and i was like "it's ok you're hot you'll get a gf"
AND SPOT NEVER APOLOGIZED TO ME
FUCK THAT MIDGET
go and look it up the poor GUY'S HEAD IS SPINNING-
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