Saracen, drunk: ERssssskiine. What's the worst thing you ever did?
Ravel: *inaudible mumbling*
Saracen: What?
Ravel, also drunk: That's right, I killed the Make A Wish Foundation.
Saracen: H-
Ravel: How, you ask? A team of lawyers.
Saracen: ...
Ravel: ...
Ravel: I also poisoned you.
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FanfictionExactly what it sounds like. Some are conversations I have actually had, some are repurposed from Tumblr. Some were inspired by online cards against humanity. Help-
