Dexter: I barked at Ghastly.
Saracen: And I meowed at him.
Dexter: Then Saracen and I fought like animals.
Saracen: Now he refuses to come near us.
Anton: ...
Anton: Don't come near me.
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Skulduggery Pleasant Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionExactly what it sounds like. Some are conversations I have actually had, some are repurposed from Tumblr. Some were inspired by online cards against humanity. Help-
