Anton: Larrikin, will you stop squeezing the empty sauce bottles?
Larrikin: Why? I like the wheezy sound. *squeezes the bottle*
Bottle: *has an asthma attack*
Larrikin: Oh lighten up! What's the worst that could happen?
Anton: Imagine squeezing a sauce bottle but all that comes out are spiders.
Larrikin:...
Larrikin: WTF
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FanfictionExactly what it sounds like. Some are conversations I have actually had, some are repurposed from Tumblr. Some were inspired by online cards against humanity. Help-
