Sanguine: Mmm. Yes. I give this hotel five stars.
Valkyrie: ... This is a prison.
Sanguine: wELL, it's certainly nicer than most places I've stayed.
Valkyrie: I'm transferring you to the psych ward.
Sanguine: oH YEAH! A WINDOW!
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FanfictionExactly what it sounds like. Some are conversations I have actually had, some are repurposed from Tumblr. Some were inspired by online cards against humanity. Help-
