Valkyrie on the phone: It's so awkward in here.
Militsa: Why? I thought you enjoyed saunas. What's making it awkward in the sauna?
Valkyrie: Brittany Spears at 55.
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FanfictionExactly what it sounds like. Some are conversations I have actually had, some are repurposed from Tumblr. Some were inspired by online cards against humanity. Help-
