Someone: What's the worst part about being a Dad?
Desmond: The kids.
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Valkyrie, t-posing in the doorway: Good morning, parental figure.
Desmond, not looking up from his newspaper: Good morning, emo child.
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FanfictionExactly what it sounds like. Some are conversations I have actually had, some are repurposed from Tumblr. Some were inspired by online cards against humanity. Help-
