If you are reading this, then I apologize for the pure chaos you are about to witness :)
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It was a quirky, Friday afternoon, and a lonely girl was sitting in her house, trying to not listen to her sister, who likes to scream randomly. She looked over at her sister who was singing "WAP" while pretending to pole dance on a broom.
"nOW fRoM THe ToP mAKe iT dROp-"
"WHY IS YOUR SHIRT OFF?!"
This girl's name, is Lily, she has short hair and a light pink shirt on. And right now. She is very scared.
*Flea Waltz ringtone starts playing*
"Oh- my phone is ringing-" Lily thought to herself, picking up her phone. The caller was Gaby, a short girl with short hair and frog earrings.
"Hello?" Lily said.
"Hiiiiiiiiii" Gaby replied with in a monotone voice.
"What's up?"
"Nothing much, wanna hang out with me and Honor? We can invite Cooper too."
"Oooooo! Yeah!"
"Yay! Wanna meet up at Memorial Park?"
"Sure! I'll call Cooper and ask him to come too"
"Okay! See you then."
"Byeee."
"Bye bye."
Lily hung up and proceeded to call Cooper, a boy with shaggy brown hair and is always wearing sweatpants for some reason. While she was calling, Cooper was busy trying on high heels at Goodwill because he's a broke bitch. Cooper picked up his phone and pressed answer.
"Heyyyy"
"COOPAIR! Would you like to hang out with Gaby, Honor, and I?"
"OOOOOOOO YESSSS!!"
Cooper noticed a lady standing by, looking at him weirdly.
"Hi, welcome to Goodwill if you need anything I will politely not help you, so fuuUUck oOOOffF" Cooper said to the lady as she speed walked away. "Yeah what time do you wanna meet up?"
"2:30"
"Ight"
Cooper hung up the phone and changed back into his normal shoes before leaving the store.
AT 2:30...
As soon as the clock hit 2:30, a gay boy, a lonely bi, and two short lovers walked up to Memorial Park. They all said their hellos to each other like normal people. Normal people? Sure- Anyways
"Hey guys I have like a super quirky crazy idea" Gaby said.
Cooper and Lily stopped screaming at each other and looked over to Gaby, while Honor was hitting a tree with a stick.
"What if we went camping?"
There was a short silence before Honor grabbed a bunch of sticks and threw them in the air before screaming "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
Everyone agreed and so they went home and grabbed a bag before getting in Cooper's bright rainbow car because the other ones are too young HAHAHA LOOOOOSERSSSS
