DISCLAIMER: Before I start this I would like to say I DO NOT!! I repeat I DO NOT condone or support under aged drinking. I also do not condone drinking and driving. Please DRINK RESPONSIBLY AND NEVER DRINK AND DRIVE EVER!!!
please enjoy :)
The Gay Losers trotted up to the top of the mountain, where all the sledding was happening, and started to do their sledding things. Gaby and Lily went first, while Cooper and Honor were getting hot chocolate at the lodge. Gay Father and Arson Child went inside and ordered hot chocolate. They sat down and took some selfies for the Gram.
"If there was a vodka dedicated to you what would it be flavored as?" Cooper asked.
"What kinda question is that-" Honor asked.
"JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION"
"WHY"
"BECAUSE IM A CURIOUS LITTLE BEAN"
"FUCK YOU"
"FUCK YOU TOO"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"OoOWOOoWOwoowoWOOo"
"I would be a bubblegum shot with blue curacao-"
"What-"
"It probably wouldn't taste great but yeah-"
"You scare me-"
"I SCARE EVERYONE HONOR"
As the two continued screaming like baddies (*tongue click thing with weird spicy lip* rRRrR) Lily and Gaby walked in covered in snow. They walked over to the screaming idiots and smacked them.
"oOooOOWWWWW!!!" Cooper whined like the little bitch baby he is.
"YOU TWO ARE SO LOUD WE COULD HEAR YOU AT THE BOTTOM OF THE MOUNTAIN!!" Lily yelled. They all went back outside and were getting ready to sled down this long ass mountain before they lost Gaby.
"Guys where's Gaby?" Honor asked. They all shrugged and looked over, seeing a tiny rolling ball of human slipping and sliding down the hill, face planting multiple times on her way down.
"mMMmaAMjJJHaGHGGGhHhHBBAABBAAbbbJJJiiUUgHHHGGGHHH"
"AAAAA MY DAUGHTRE!" Cooper yelled as we fish floppied on to the snow and proceeded to fall down the hill along with Gaby. Soon everyone was falling down the hill.
"AajAjaJAJAJAJJJAjajJAjAJaj"
"oOAOAOaoOAOAAAAoaoAOOAoOaA"
"baBAbabAabaAAAAbABABabABABABababaabAhAahhaHa"
"LoaLoAAlAalLalLAlAlalALALLALALalALalLAlaAALALLaALLA"
They slapped their bodies on the snow at the bottom and proceeded to scream uwu baka daddy kun chan senpai
"Well that was a stupid but amazing idea" Honor said
"mmMMmmmM SUSSY LITTLE BAKA" Lily screamed
"bBAKAkKAKAAAAkkaAAAkAKA" Cooper screamed
"MMMMMM KAAAAAAAARL SAN" Gaby SIMPED ABOUT IDK
They all yelled and screamed before going further down the hill to Coopers car because he can drive and the tiny children can't.
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"I really want some alcohol right now-" Cooper started
"COOPER YOUR UNDERAGED" Lily yelled
"YOU CAN'T STOP MEEEEEEEEE"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
(HEY BESTIES SORRY THIS WAS SHORT BUT I WAS RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS AND I NEEDED TO UPDATE THIS STORY ANYWAYS LOVE Y'ALL BYE!!)
