Because Cooper is running out of ideas and wants to get into the more funny stuff, the Gay Losers flew back to America and went up to Mount Hood, to have some nice snow time.
They walked up to the cabin they were staying at, and put they're stuff inside before running into the snow.
"THIS SNOW LOOKS LIKE COLD CUM!" Honor yelled.
"Jesus fucking christ-" Gaby said.
They ran around in the snow and Cooper had over a thousand snowballs thrown at his face because Y'ALL BULLIES LIKE STOP-
Anyways. Gaby and Honor were throwing snowballs at each other and Cooper was making a snow angel while Lily was sipping hot chocolate.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. pussy." Gaby yelled out of nowhere.
"Agreed- but. Think about this.....PENIS." Honor said
"You bring a fair argument, but you forgot about....TITTIES." Gaby said.
Cooper started laughing.
"You fools...you think you can beat me in this argument? Hehehe...did you even think about...ANUS!" He said. Gaby and Honor gasped in fear. Just then...Lily walked up to the three.
"You fucking idiots....your arguments are pointless against the power of...EARS!!!!!" She yelled.
The other three screamed and bowed down to their new queen.
"I AM THE POWERFUL ONE! I AM THE GOD OF YOU ALL!! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!" She yelled.
Then out of nowhere they levitated like dua lipa ahaha get it levitating fuck you. just kidding they got up and walked into the house and ate some fucking HOT DOGS.
They ended up playing Cards Against Humanity too. It was Honor's turn.
"Okay. The black card says: After World War 1, the President of Russia, gave ______ to the people of Russia."
Everyone put their white card in and she shuffled them and read them.
"First card: Gay Porn" She said chuckling.
"Second card: Some Nice Badonka Donks" She said laughing.
"Last card: Bees?" She says busting out laughing.
"Yeah Bees? wins!" She said as Lily took the black card. They all got tired so they took their tired asses to bed.
Gaby had a dream about Dream and pickles for some reason.
Honor had a dream about mother mother and porn because why not.
Lily had a dream about dancing knives because fuck it.
Cooper had a dream about lily pads and water cannons because suck my ass that's why.
They woke up the next morning and danced to Sweet Caroline because its a banger you whore. They screamed too for some reason. Then Honor ran outside and started hitting stuff with a stick. Gaby grabbed a coffee mug and smacked it on the fireplace and said: "THAT'S FOR QUACKITY'S BIG JUICY ASS!" Lily and Cooper made weird and interesting noises and then started laughing because why not.
"HEY Y'ALL WANNA GO SLEDDING TODAYYYY?" Cooper asked.
Honor ran back inside and screamed "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS"
They all got packed and ready and left to go sledding because yessssss.
(Hey y'all! Sorry for the very sudden story change, but I was getting bored of the Germany thing so fuck you teehee. Anyways I hope you are enjoying the story because I've enjoyed writing it so far. Love you guys! Have a Gay day! <3)
(Also happy April Fool's Day and happy National Burrito Day :>)
