The next morning Cooper and Lily woke up to see Gaby taking a picture of them.
"Gaby? What are you doing-" Lily said super tired.
"Taking a picture of you guys. What does it look like?"
"It looks like your spying on us you creep."
"Why would I spy on you two?"
"I don't know-"
Gaby walked away as Cooper and Lily woke up. The two LGBTQ queens walk over to the campsite to see Gaby and Honor packing everything up. "What are you guys doing?" Cooper asked, tiredly. "Honor woke up at 3:30 in the morning and decided to wake me up because she found a water park she thinks we should go to today."
"That sounds fun but we didn't grab our swimsuits." Lily said. "No I grabbed them before we left." Cooper replies.
"But you weren't with me when I was packing-" Lily said confused.
"That's what you think." Cooper said before sipping his 2 liter of Dr. Pepper at 7:30 in the morning because he is gay. Lily looked at him confused and started packing her stuff up. Cooper did the same. Gaby and Honor were done packing so they went by the same river Cooper and Honor had discovered the day before. They sat on a dry patch of grass and started talking about stuff.
"Hey. This has been really fun so far. And I'm really excited for the water park." Gaby said.
"Yeah! Me too! I can't wait to get super wet and moist~" Honor said as a joke.
"..."
"eh?"
"Du geile schlampe..."
"I don't know what you said but I'm guessing it was something cool!" Honor said.
"....sure-" Gaby replied.
Cooper called over to the two and told them that they were ready to go. The Gay Losers got into the car and zoomed away to the water park.
AT THE WATER PARK...
The four gays walked into the lobby of the water park and went up to pay. The lady working there seemed nice until she saw the gay pin Cooper was wearing. "I'm sorry but I don't believe I can let you into this establishment." She said. "What? Why?" Lily asked. "Well you see...I don't feel comfortable letting someone of the...LBGTQ community, into this park. I don't think my husband would be very happy if I let gays in." She said bluntly.
"Do you mean the LGBTQ community?" Lily asked.
"Sure." She replied.
Gaby stepped forward and looked at the woman dead in her eyes. "What's your name?" Gaby asked her. "Anna" She responded.
"Well you see...Anna...you won't be able to understand what the hell I'm about to say but here it goes." She leaned down and whispered into Anna's ear.
"Wenn Sie uns nicht in diesen verdammten Wasserpark lassen, schneide ich Ihrem Mann einen zwei Zoll großen Schwanz ab und schiebe ihn so weit in Ihren Hals, dass Sie an Ihrem eigenen Speichel ersticken und Ihr Mann verblutet, Sie verdammte Hure."
(I used google translate so don't attack me)
Anna was too terrified to ask what it meant so she just said.
"Enjoy your stay-"
"Thanks babe." Cooper said as they walked into the locker rooms.
After changing they walked out of the locker rooms and jumped in the water. They were having a great time when Lily said that they should all do a breath holding contest. They agreed. Gaby got 3rd, Honor got 2nd, Lily got 1st, and Cooper got disqualified for almost drowning. They then went on the slides, and it was super fun. After about an hour and a half of having fun, they decided to leave. On their way out, they noticed Honor putting a monster drink in the garbage can by Anna's desk.
As they were getting in the car, Lily asked Honor, "I didn't see you walk in with a Monster drink, Honor, why did you throw one away?"
"Well you see...." Honor started
FLASHBAAAAACK
After Honor was done changing, she walked into one of the bathroom stalls with her bag, where she pulled out an empty Monster can, a firework, a box of matches, some Gorilla Glue, and a box cutter. She cut off the top of the Monster can, and set the firework inside of it, then she glued the top back on so it looked like a normal monster can, and put the stuff back in her bag.
Once they were done swimming and stuff, she grabbed her bag, pulled out the monster can and a match. She made sure to not light it until they were close to the exit, so as Gaby, Cooper, and Lily were walking out the door. She made sure that Anna wasn't looking and she lit the match silently, and dropped it in the can, then put the can in the garbage and rushed out of there. Because the firework had such a long string it would take a minute before it would go off.
END OF FLASHBAAAAACK
"So yeah- that's why I threw it in the garbage. Now if my timing is correct it should go off in about ten secon-"
BOOM *FIREWORK NOISES*
"Shit my timing was off-" Honor said as they drove away quickly. They could still hear Anna's annoying screams as they drove away.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"This was fun"
