All of the Gay Losers put their bags in the trunk of the car and zoomed to their seats. Cooper started up the car while Lily was on music duty. "Can you put on some Lady Gaga? I wanna get some 'rain on me'...hehe..get it?" Lily looked over and sighed.
"..."
"..."
"get it?-"
"i fucking hate you"
They both laughed as Gaby and Honor were talking about Karl Jacobs and other minecraft youtubers. Lily put on some Lady Gaga and acted like they were in church.
"PRAAAAAAAISE LADY GAGAAAA!!!"
"PRAAAAAAAAAAISSSSSEEEEEEEE"
Gaby looked at Cooper while Honor was crying in fear. Gaby asked "What the hell is wrong with you Father-?"
Cooper looked behind him and stared at his Daughtre.
"Is somebody doubting me?" He asked in a monotone voice.
Lily checked her phone after getting a text.
"My Mom just texted me and she is saying that Violet got her head stuck in a garbage can."
"Jesus christ-"
"Yeah-"
They kept driving until they got to a gas station. Lily, Gaby, and Honor ran inside to get snacks, while Cooper was filling up the car with gas.
Honor was looking around at the candies and couldn't decide what she wanted. Gaby turned the corner and walked up to Honor.
"Heeyyyyyy" Gaby said.
"Hey. What should I get? (Favorite candy) or should I get (Another favorite candy)?"
"I don't know, the first one?"
"Yeah you're right."
Lily was picking up other candy when she looked outside to see Cooper being a fucking idiot like usual. She paid for her candy and walked outside. She threw a rock at Cooper and he cried. Fucking baby lol.
Cooper, Lily, and Gaby were waiting in the car when Honor busted through the front doors running towards the car, with an angry cashier behind her. She was holding about ten Monster drinks. She opened the trunk and threw all of them in there, before throwing a stick at the cashier and hopping in the car.
"DRIVE BITCH"
"I DON'T WANT TO BECOME A CRIMINAL WHAT THE HELL HONOR" Lily yelled in response.
"DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEE" Honor yelled back.
Cooper pressed his pheasanty feet on the gas pedal and they pow pow zoomed away. Honor fell asleep because of the adrenaline rush and Gaby looked like she was going to shit herself, she was very scared and confused.
"Hey Lily?" Cooper said.
"Yeah?"
"Can you play some Lady Gaga-"
