As the Gay Losers pulled up into the airport, they opened the trunk pulled out their suitcases that they picked up on the way to the airport. They made sure to get an extra big one for Honor to get in. They shoved Honor into the suitcase and zipped it up, leaving a small part unzipped so she could have oxygen. They also picked up a fake blonde wig and eye contacts just in case. They walked into the Airport, and walked up to the lady working there. "Hi there how may I help you?" She asked
"Hi there! We ordered our tickets not that long ago for the 6:45 P.M. flight to Germany?" Cooper said. "Oh yes! Who's it for?" She asked. Because the Gay Losers were smart, they used a fake name for each of them. "The order was for Marcus. And it should be a ticket for 3." Cooper said. She quickly tippity tappitied on her computer.
"Ah yes! Found you. Passports?" Cooper, Lily, and Gaby handed over their fake passports. "Okay! Angela, Mary, and Marcus you are all ready to go!" She said and handed us the tickets. Once the coast was clear they went into the girls bathroom because Cooper could easily disguise himself as a girl because his voice was skibbidi ba mm bayuh.
They unzipped the suitcase so Honor could get out. "So what now?" Honor asked. "I think I have an idea." Lily said. The others stopped and listened to her idea.
"When we were walking to the bathroom, I noticed an office store, that's selling office supplies like that you know? And a sign there said that you are allowed to make copies of anything you buy there for the same price of the thing you bought. So, what we do is, we get a post card, and hide the rest of the postcards, and we ask the worker if we can copy it to send to our parents, then, when the worker takes us to the copy machine, Cooper will make a distraction up front, and when they go to check it out, we slip out one of our tickets, and copy it, copy the postcard we got, so we don't look suspicious. Then they will let Honor on to the plane no matter what!" Lily explained.
"Yeah that's a great idea!" Honor said.
"Okay, me and Cooper will go do that, while you put on the eye contacts and wig." Lily said.
"I also have makeup stuff in the front pocket of my bag if you want to use it." Cooper said before they left.
AT THE OFFICE STORE...
Lily picked up a post card and called the worker over, while Cooper shoved the rest of those post cards behind a fax machine.
"What can I help you with?" The worker asked. "Well you see, my parents love Germany and the only Germany postcards are gone except for this one. I would put both of them on here but my mom is on a business trip and I want her to see it. So would it be okay if I used the copy machine to copy it?" Lily asked. "I guess that's fine-" The worker said, and led her to the back. He turned it on for her and watched her until he heard a yelp of pain. "I'm gonna go see what that's about, are you okay doing this by yourself?" He asked. "Yeah! I'm an independent woman!" Lily said as he rushed to the front.
As Lily was getting to work on the plan, the worker was helping Cooper up front. Cooper was crying literal tears of pain as the worker was asking him what happened. "I-I....I set my arm down for a second and I didn't kn-know I put it under a stapler I've b-been so tired today that I accidentally stapled m-m-myself I don't even know how!" Cooper cried some crocodile tears before Lily popped her head out and gave him a thumbs up. Cooper then got up and said "I'm gonna go to the bathroom and remove this but thank you for checking on me" He smiled and left before he got a response. He walked back into the bathroom and knocked on the stall Honor and Gaby were in.
"Hey its me! Lily did it!" He silently whispered as they opened the door and Lily walked in shortly after. They all stood in this big stall getting Honor ready. Right when they finished there was an announcement.
"Hello everyone. The 6:45 flight for Germany is leaving in 10 minutes."
The Gay Losers hurried out of the bathroom with their tickets and the fake ticket that they copied and cut out with the scissors they found on the bathroom floor because the bathrooms are shady as fuck. Eventually it was time for the flight and they actually fell for the fake ticket. They walked onto the plane, first class.
Just because we are criminals, doesn't mean we can't be fancy.
