"I'm reading about this new news story around this area and uhhhh....they know about the water park-" Honor continued
"Well obviously you blew up a fucking lobby." Cooper pointed out.
"Wellllll they may or may not have some security footage of me putting the FireMonster5000 in the garbage can and it exploding."
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"We are sooooo fucked." Lily groaned.
"What do we do?!" Cooper asked panicking. "I DON'T KNOW I JUST WANTED A LITTLE WITTLE ITTY BITTY PIECE OF COMPLETE CHAOS AND ARSON!" Honor yelled. "HONOR! ARSON. IS. NOT. LEGAL!" Cooper yelled back.
"BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!" Lily yelled. Everyone calmed down. "Was the security footage in black and white?" Lily asked. "Yes." Honor replied.
"Okay so all we need to do is cut your hair and burn the clothes you were wearing" Lily said.
"CUT MY HAIR?!" Honor gasped.
"Well I guess we could do a wig-" Cooper chimed in.
"No its fine I'll just stay the same, I know how to hide and fight." Honor said
"Are you sure?"
"Yes. No. Maybe. No. Yeah. I am" Honor said.
They kept driving until Gaby thought of an idea. "What if we get out of the country?"
"....I mean that's not a bad idea-" Cooper said.
"But where would we go? And do we even have enough money?" Honor asked.
"Well...when we were back at the water park, I may or may not have gone through each locker trying to find wallets-" Cooper said.
"How did you even get in the lockers?" Lily asked.
"I bought this thing from an auction a few months ago and I've been meaning to put it to good use."
"But what if someone finds out?" Gaby asked.
"I only stole 5 dollars from each wallet and because so many people were there I found about 17 wallets and on some of them I took 6 or 7 dollars depending on how much money was in there in total. And for some of them I just took all the money. One of them had over 100 dollars And because of the whole fire fiasco do you really think people are gonna worry about the money? The fire had to have spread to the locker rooms so most of the wallets probably got burnt. They'll probably just think it fell out or got lost in the fire." Cooper explained.
"Wow, you actually used your brain for once-" Lily said.
"How much did you get in total?" Honor asked.
"About $406"
"That's still not enough though."
"Well we might have to do a little sneaking in." Gaby said.
"And how would we do that?" Lily asked.
"Well since Cooper is older and gay, he has a bigger suitcase. Because me and Honor are so small we could definitely fit into his suitcase. But only 1 of us would be able to fit." Gaby said.
"Because Honor is now considered a criminal, she'll have to get in the suitcase." Lily said.
"Once we get through check out we can go to the bathroom and figure it out from there I guess." Gaby said.
"Okay, now that that's done, where are we gonna go?" Cooper asked. Everyone thought about it for a minute.
"We could do France, I've been learning some french?" Cooper offered.
"Aren't you in beginning french?" Lily asked. "Well yeah-" He responded.
"We should go somewhere where people speak English or we speak the language they speak." Honor said.
"What about Germany? I know some German." Gaby said.
"Well its that or Australia." Honor said.
"GOD NO- HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE THOUSANDS OF SPIDERS THAT ARE JUST CRAWLING AROUND THERE?!" Cooper said being a quirky arachnophobe.
"Fuck it lets go to Germany." Lily said.
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"Our parents are going to fucking murder us."
