Boboiboy: You can't make the word 'bubbles' threatening.
Fang: Game on, Boboiboy
2 hours later
Yaya: Can somebody explain why Fang has been screaming bubbles at the wall for the past two hours?
Boboiboy: I take full responsibility
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Boboiboy:* holding a flashlight looking under the bed* Hey bud you gonna come out now?
Reverse: *Demonic screeching*
Boboiboy: Understandable, have a nice day.
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Yaya:* wakes up and sees her plushie on the floor* Why can't I be a good parent?
Ying:*pats her shoulder* don't worry, I've been through this
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Boboiboy: We need your help!
Reverse: Alright, who are we killing? I don't do kids tho, that's a rule
Boboiboy: What If the kid is a prick?
Reverse: I'm listening
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Fang: I didn't come here to make friends Boboiboy
Boboiboy:*holding a shovel named 'friendship' Oh yeah? Try me.
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Boboiboy: (΄◉◞౪◟◉｀)
Gopal: ˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚
Fang: BEGONE DEMONS
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Boboiboy: What are you Fang? Three?
Fang: Yeah, three heads taller than you.
Boboiboy: COME BACK YOU BASTARD
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Gopal: If you put the word 'aggressively' before a word it makes it funnier.
Yaya: Aggressively studies.
Ying: Aggressively farts.
Fang: Aggressively eats.
Reverse: Aggressively stabs.
Boboiboy: Aggressively worries about the last statement.
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Gopal: So what do you guys want for breakfast?
Fang: I want to eat the unborn.
Gopal: T-the What?
Boboiboy, holding his phone without looking up: He wants to eat eggs Gopal.
Gopal: Alright then.
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Fang, pokes his head in the middle of the night in Bbb room: Hey Boboiboy?
Boboiboy: The fuq you want bish?
Fang: N-never mind.
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Reverse: Shut up.
Fang: I didn't even say anything.
Reverse: You we're thinking, it's annoying.
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Reverse: I want to change the world
Boboiboy: For the better?
Reverse:
Boboiboy, shaking Reverse: ANSWER ME
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Boboiboy: Would you take a bullet for me?
Fang: If I have time to jump in front of a gun, you have time to move.
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Kokoci: Um, excuse me, who is in charge here?
Gopal: Usually it's the one who yells the loudest.
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Reverse: Allow me, locks are my specialty.
Reverse: *throws a brick at a window*
The Gang: ????
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Fang: *coughs violently*
Boboiboy: Don't die
Fang, glares: Don't tell me what to do
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Boboiboy: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Gopal: That sucks, you can't microwave metal.
Fang: Good morning everyone, Except you two
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Yaya: I'm sorry you feel under the weather.
Yaya: Here, have a box of chocolates! Notice how I haven't eaten any of them.
Ying: This box has two layers, Yaya. You know it and I know it.
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Boboiboy On Crack
Humor➖☆➖ Basically an excuse where I don't answer my modules. I do random updates and in random quantities. You'll usually see random crack shots, skits and when I'm not lazy or insecure, I post one shots. This is just full randomness. D I S C L A M E R...
