Boboiboy On Crack

CHAOS [2]

Reverse: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

Boboiboy: Rev, we've been friends for nearly two years-
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-Boboiboy and the others losing Reverse in a crowd-

Yaya: Shoot, we lost him. What do we do?

Boboiboy: I got this

Boboiboy: FANG KISSED BOBOIBOY AND NOW THEY'RE GETTING MARRIED

Fang: Boboiboy What the heck-

Reverse, pops his head out of a alley looking slightly bloody: THAT SHADOW MANIPULATING HEDGEHOG BETTER RUN BEFORE I KILL HIM FOR KISSING BOBOIBOY WITH OUT MY CONSENT!

Boboiboy, unfazed: Found him
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Reverse: Dear Fang, Gopal, Yaya And Ying your gift this year for Christmas...... is me. That's right another year of friendship with me. Your friendship with me has been renewed.

Boboiboy: What do I get from you this year, Rev?

Reverse: Oh, the same with them, but you get that cool new motorcycle with the cup holder you've been wanting.

Boboiboy: Thanks!

Fang, Gopal, Yaya And Ying: Are we a joke to you?!
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Boboiboy: I'm gonna beat you with the power of friendship!

Boboiboy: And this sniper I found laying around.......
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Gopal, calling Yaya in his phone: Uhh, I hate to bother you Yaya, but I accidentally got stuck on the ceiling again-
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-Boboiboy trying to get everyone to behave-

Boboiboy: Fang stop choking Gopal, Ying stop screaming, Yaya stop trying to feed them your cookies!!!

Boboiboy: *Triggered noises*

-Meanwhile, Reverse at the other side of the universe, on a random planet-

Reverse: My "Boboiboy is Triggered" senses are tingling.
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Ying: Tell me one time I haven't acted professional.

Yaya: You're literally holding a juice box.

Ying: It's to stop me from spilling my drink.
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Gopal, to Boboiboy: I dare you-

Fang: Boboiboy isn't allowed to take dares.

Gopal: Why?

Boboiboy: I apparently have no regard for my personal safety.
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Boboiboy: *kicks down the door looking panicked*

Fang: What did you do?

Boboiboy: NOBODY DIED!

Fang: what kind of answer is that?!
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Boboiboy: When I die I want y'all to play WAP and do the coffin dance

Gopal: Of course

Yaya, concerned: Can we just go to the part when he says 'when I die' ?
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Gopal: Psst, Boboiboy

Boboiboy: Gopal it's three in morning, what do you want?

Gopal: If butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs?

Boboiboy: I-
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Fang: Are you drinking Cola for breakfast?

Boboiboy: Yeah, what did you drink for breakfast?

Fang: Nothing?

Boboiboy: I'm doing better than you then.
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Fang: How long are we gonna let him do that?

Boboiboy: Give him another minute.

Reverse: *pushing a door that clearly says "Pull"* OPEN YOU PIECE OF JUNK
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Fang: What time is it?

Boboiboy: Hold On

Boboiboy: *starts playing Wap on full volume*

Reverse: who the heck is playing Wap at 3 am?!

Boboiboy: It's 3 am Fang.
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Fang: Hey Boboiboy, do you mind if I throw a party?

Boboiboy: Don't you need friends to throw a party?
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Yaya: Any of you play extreme sports?

Gopal: Doing my homework while the teacher is collecting it.

Boboiboy: Yep, that's an extreme sport.
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Gopal: Trust me Boboiboy. Have I ever let you down?

Boboiboy: Multiple scenarios pop into my head but we don't have the time to unpack them right now.
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Boboiboy: I gathered you all here today because I'm in the mood to play a really dangerous game.

Reverse: Knife Monopoly!

Boboiboy: I was going to say kidnap Sai and Sheilda and interrogate them to see if they stole my cookies, but I'm interested in what ever Knife Monopoly is!
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