Cyclone: Is four a lot?
Cyclone: Depends on the context....
Cyclone: Dollars? No. The amount of Karen's and UwU cat boys I've murdered? Yes.
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Fang: Boboiboy! I have tolerated your foolishness for too long!
Boboiboy: The foolishness they you've tolerated does not compare to the um f-foolishness that you um fooled!!
Fang: What?!
Boboiboy: Nevermind! Let's fight!
-Tumbleweed Zwei roll around-
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Reverse: I have an idea!
Boboiboy: It better not involve murder.
Reverse: I-I no longer have an idea.
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Random person: Are you two dating?
Frostfire: Absolutely not.
Supra: No, not yet.
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Boboiboy: *holding a bazooka*
Yaya: I-is That a b-bazooka?
Boboiboy: No, it's a leaf blower for people.
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Reverse: *drives in front of Fangs house*
Reverse: Get in loser. We're going shopping.
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Blaze: He died of natural cause.
Thunderstorm: You pushed him off the roof!
Blaze, shrugs: Gravity is natural.
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Reverse: Your existence is confusing .
Boboiboy: How So?
Reverse: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of you getting hurt or injured makes me upset and makes me want to commit murder.
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Gopal: Is anybody else scared?
Boboiboy: No not really. I've lived longer than I expected.
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Fang: Your not our babysitter!
Boboiboy: No, I am not. Babysitters at least get paid from the crap they have to deal with. I don't get paid.
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Yaya: We need a distraction!
Fang: Does anyone have the ability to jump up and down while making a lot of annoying noises?
Cyclone, Blaze& Thorn: Our time has come.
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Boboiboy: Have a good day!
Fang, glares: Don't tell me what to do.
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Boboiboy: Fang, you should use 'please' and 'thank you' in your sentences.
Fang: Please shut up, thank you.
Boboiboy: Not What I meant, but it's progress.
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Frostfire: It's sad walking into the kitchen and realizing that your the only snack in the house.
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Frostfire: When poison turns bad does it make it less poisonous?
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Boboiboy On Crack
Humor➖☆➖ Basically an excuse where I don't answer my modules. I do random updates and in random quantities. You'll usually see random crack shots, skits and when I'm not lazy or insecure, I post one shots. This is just full randomness. D I S C L A M E R...
