Kingdom Hearts Incorrect Quotes

Part 13

Axel: Give up Xion, I have the natural high ground!
Xion: But you kneecaps don't.
Axel: wAIT NOT AGAIN I'M SORRY PLEASE--

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*(*❦ω❦)*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Sora: Let's play rock paper scissors, but if we do the same attack we have to kiss!
Riku: ...
Riku: Usually your game ideas turn out really bad, but this one I'm down for.

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*(*❦ω❦)*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Roxas: Why are you a douche to Saix?
Axel: I'm playing hard to get!
Roxas: Why would you do that?? You're already hard to want.

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*(*❦ω❦)*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Riku, waking up from a deep sleep: Where am I...?
Sora: Heaven!
Riku: Oh...
Riku, looking at Sora: Yep, with an angel like you here, I must be.

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*(*❦ω❦)*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Riku: why are you laying on the floor?
Sora: Stargazing.
Riku: You're indoors??
Sora: Yep.
Riku: ...There are pictures of my on the ceiling...
Sora: The stars are extra beautiful tonight.

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*(*❦ω❦)*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Riku: I need serotonin...
Sora: *Stands up*
Sora: ...
Sora: *Sits back down*
Sora: I was going to get you some of this 'serotonin'... But I realised I didn't know what it was T^T
Riku, facepalming and blushing: The serotonin has arrived.

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*(*❦ω❦)*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Ven: Hey, mom...
Aqua: Yes, Ven?
Ven: Can someone breathe inside a washing machine if it's tuned on?
Aqua: ...
Aqua: Where's your father?

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*(*❦ω❦)*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Saix: Can we please stop using the term butthurt? It's really immature.
Roxas: You sound a bit fannytroubled.
Xion: A little bit bootybothered if you ask me.
Axel: Aww sounds like someone's having a tooshytantrum!
Saix:
Saix: Axel, shut up, you're like 28.

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*(*❦ω❦)*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Roxas: How many Xions does it take to change a lightbulb?
Axel: Just one. The real question is how many ladders will she need?
Xion: *Death stares*

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*(*❦ω❦)*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Riku: I'm head over heels in love with someone but he's in love with someone else...
Sora: Well I think he's really stupid for not choosing you.
Riku: What did you just call yourself??

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*(*❦ω❦)*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Saix: You three, explain yourselves.
Xion: It was Axel
Roxas: It was Axel
Axel: It was Axel
Axel: ...
Axel: Wait a minute—

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*(*❦ω❦)*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Police: I'm fining you for having four people on a moped.
Axel: Dammit...
Axel: ...
Axel: Wait, four?
Police: ...Yes, four?
Xion: Oh my goodness...
Roxas: SAIX FELL OFF!

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*(*❦ω❦)*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Roxas: Hypothetically, what if ducks threw bread back at you?
Axel: Well I guess you'd have to duck!
Saix: Both of you get the frick out of here, I can't do this anymore.

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*(*❦ω❦)*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Riku: *Stares out window pensively*
Riku: Ugh he's so gorgeous, those eyes, his hair, EVERYTHING. I wonder what he's thinking about...
Riku, mentally: Wed-nes-day? Whens-day? Wenz-day?

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*(*❦ω❦)*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Roxas: Could I get a bowl of fries for the table?
Axel: I don't think we're allowed to feed the tables though...
Saix, behind the register: *Eye twitch*

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*(*❦ω❦)*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

A/N: Oh gosh, it's been a while! Hope you enjoyed these. Also, good news; I'll be uploading another chapter of 'Without Words' sometime in the next week! Probably! Hopefully!  Gosh it's been so long since I have, do any of you still even remember it?? XD
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