Kingdom Hearts Incorrect Quotes;
Incorrect Quotes are a branch of memes that put fictional characters into quotes that suit them from other media, and are almost always comedic.
This book will be focused on Kingdom Hearts (and mainly Soriku) Incorr...
Sora: If I run at Riku, I am 100% certain he'll catch me no matter what Sora: *Runs at him full speed* RIKUUUU!! Riku: NO SORA I'M HOLDING YEN SID'S COFFEE-- Riku: *Drops it to catch him* Axel: That's cool and all, but I bet Roxas would do the same for me Axel: *Runs at Roxas* ROXAAAAAAS!! Roxas: *Wordlessly sidesteps, then continues on as if nothing happened* Axel: *Wincing in pain* Damn you, Roxas.
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Riku: My ideal partner should be able to beat me at almost everything, a good fighter, swift on his feet... Sora: Hello Rikuuu--*Trips over his own feet* Riku: ... Riku: I'll take that one
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Kidnapper: I have your son. Aqua: *Sighing exasperatedly* Which one? Kidnapper: Um... Er, the smart one? Aqua: Well that's a lie, they're both idiots Terra & Ven: *from across the room* Hey!
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Sora: That's ridiculous, Riku would never have a crush on a guy, especially not me! Axel: Yeah he does Kairi: Yes he does Donald: Yeth he doeth Goofy: Gawrsh of course he does Riku: Yes I do
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Sora: Riku, Kairi! Let's play two truths, one lie! Riku: Why not? I'll go first. My eyes are green, I'm Sora's Dream Eater and I'm head over heels in love with Sora Sora: Awww come on, Riku! You should've made it harder than that even if you didn't want to play! It's true you're my dream eater and your eyes-- Kairi: His eyes are blue, Sora... Sora: (O-O) Sora: Rikuuu it's TWO truths and one lie, not ONE truth and two lies, silly! Everyone: *Facepalms*
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Sora: Sometimes I wonder how you still want me as your boyfriend... Riku: Because you're sweet and adorable Sora: Well Donald says I'm bipolar so one of you must be lying...
For reference, Donald actually calls him bipolar in a way... XD
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Sora: Is this seat taken Riku? Riku: Yeah it's reserved for my best friend only Sora: *Tears shine in his eyes as he turns to walk away* Riku: *Catches his arm and face palms* You know I meant you, dummy? Sora: Yay! *launches onto him, hugging him to death*
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*Riku & Sora out getting ingredients for Moogle synthesis* Riku: *Carrying everything they brought and found* Sora: *reaches out to help* Riku:*shifts everything to one arm to hold Sora's hand* Sora: That's not what I-- but okay ^-^
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Riku: My love for you is a bit like the sun - inextinguishable and larger than life. Sora: Oh yeah? That's cute. My love for you is like the ocean -deep and untameable. Riku: Really? My love for you is like space - ENDLESS! Kairi: Seriously?! I can't believe I have to live with you two...
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Sora: Hey Riku, could you do me a small favour? Riku: I would kill and/or die for you and nearly have more than a dozen times, but please, go on.
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Vanitas: You have friends. I envy that. Sora: You're welcome to share my friends ^-^ Vanitas: *Looks at Donald, Goofy, Riku and Kairi* I don't want those idiots
