Sora: Riku, take a photo of me! Make me look good!
Riku: You always look good
Sora: What-
Riku You heard me.✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼
Xion: If you make a "Who's Xion" joke one more time I'll eat your shower curtains
Axel: I have... Glass doors?
Xion: Well crunchity munchity do you think that'll stop me?✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼
Roxas: I'm gonna ask you one last time, where is Xion?
Sora: Yeah? I'll do you one better, WHO is Xion?
Axel: That was a good burn, but you forget my pyrotechnics. Namely; WHY is Xion?
Xion: *From across the room* You guys are horrible jerks and I will not hesitate to fulfil my promise to eat your shower curtains.✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼
Axel: I dare you to kiss the prettiest person in the room.
Sora: Kairi?
Kairi: *Blushing* Yeah?
Sora: Please move, I need to get to Riku✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼
Sora: I want you to look me straight in the eyes and--
Riku: You can't tell me to look into those sparkling sky blue eyes and expect me to remain straight.✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼
Sora: *Nudges Riku awake at 3AM* Do you like me?
Riku: We've been dating for years
Sora: Yeah, but are you dating me as a friend or a boyfriend? Unclear.✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼
Kairi: *Doing a crossword puzzle* I need a four-letter word for perfect
Riku: Sora
Kairi: ... It fits.✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼
Teacher: I want you to write down 10 things you love.
Sora: *Hands in paper*
Teacher: Okay, who wrote Riku 10 times?✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼
Sora: We've been assigned a secret mission, and from now on we have codenames. You can address me as "Eagle One".
Sora: Kairi, you're now "Been There, Done That".
Sora:" Riku is "Currently Doing That".
Sora: Namine is "It Happened Once, In a Dream"
Sora: Roxas, you're "If I had To Pick a Different Guy"
Sora: Aqua is... "Eagle Two".
Aqua: Oh thank the Heavens...✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼
Sora: I love you!
Riku: I love you more!
Sora: No you don't! Do you know what this means?
Riku: Yeah...
Both, in unison: ONE OF US IS LYING!✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼
Sora: *Looking up at stars*
Riku: What're you doing?
Sora: Naming the stars after people I love.
Riku: Do I get a star?
Sora: You get the sun because you're the most important.✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼
Riku: Tie your shoes, Sora
Sora: Why?
Riku: Because I don't want you falling for anyone else✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼ ҉ ✼
A/N: Sowwy it took so long to publish these, but I hope you enjoyed them though. The next batch will either be out really soon or you'll have to wait just as long as you did for this one. Sorry, I don't control my motivation levels XD
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