Roxas: Welcome, fellow idiots.
Xion: Hello, Roxas!
Roxas: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot.
Xion: It seems you underestimate me :P
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Riku: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Sora: Three words.
Riku: ...You know what, I'll take it. You're mine now.
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Sora: You love me, right, Riku?
Riku: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.
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Kairi: So how'd your date go?
Riku: Sora was banned from the original restaurant we'd planned to go to, so we had to go out of town to eat.
Sora: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.
Riku: Sora, you ate a chair.
Kairi: I'm never sure whether to be concerned or amused by you two...
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Axel: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Roxas: Axel, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you keep pissing off Xion. Learn your lesson already.
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Sora: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis!
Riku: ... You're 16 years old??
Sora: You never know, at this rate I might die at 32!
Riku: And you know damn well I ain't gonna let that happen.
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Interviewer: So how many kids to you have?
Aqua: That depends, do you mean biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Axel: What's up guys? I'm back.
Xion: What the-- you can't be here. You're dead. I literally killed you five minutes ago.
Axel: Death is a social construct.
Roxas: You should've stayed dead. She will kill you again.
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Sora, pointing: May I sit there?
Riku: That's my lap
Sora: That doesn't answer my question, Riku!
Riku: ... Yeah go ahead.
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Sora: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Riku: I've known you practically since you were born, when the heck did you find time to go to jail?
Sora: In Monopoly.
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Axel, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?
Saix: You did WHAT–
Roxas: Call him William Snakepeare or I'll disown you.
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Roxas: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Saix: *turning to Axel* How tall are you?
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A/N: No update on "Without Words" yet, sorry >_>
And if I haven't read any updates of your books I'm also sorry, I'll get to that ASAP! Making it my top priority for when I get another burst of motivation to *actually* do something!
I came up with these rather impulsively, my motivation be like that sometimes.
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