Kingdom Hearts Incorrect Quotes

Part 5

Sora & Riku: *Holding hands*
Kairi: So you guys are FINALLY dating?!
Sora: Huh? No! This is my punishment. We made a bet and I lost.
Riku: ...
Kairi: ...
Namine: ...
Sora: There's no way Riku will ever like-like me, he's too handsome and cool...
Kairi: *Whispering to Riku* You did this on purpose didn't you?
Namine: *also whispering* It'll take more than this to make him realise.
Riku, gritting his teeth: Shut up you two!

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Kairi: I don't want Sora to die, you don't want Sora to die, so we just gotta make sure Sora doesn't want Sora to die.
Riku: Good plan but have you met that self-sacrificial idiot?

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Aqua: Ven once tried this thing where a group of kids and him put something they loved in a box. Why don't we all try it?
Kairi: Can I put Sora in the box?
Aqua: No
Namine: Can I put Sora in a box?
Aqua: No
Riku: Can I--
Aqua: NO ONE IS PUTTING SORA IN THE BOX!

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Riku: Sora is handsome...
Kairi: Don't be jealous, you're handsome too
Riku: ...
Riku: I'm not being jealous, I'm being gay

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Kairi: If your battery percent on your Gummi phone was your age, how old would you be?
Aqua: 40
Riku: 20
Sora: 5
Kairi: Well it's accurate for how you act...

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Sora: You're cute <3
Riku: No you're cute
Sora, smirking: *Pulls out uno reverse card*
Riku: *Summons keyblade* nO YoU'rE cUtE

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Kairi: So this is my boyfriend Sora, and that's Sora's boyfriend Riku and that's Riku's girlfriend Namine, and that's Namine's girlfriend Xion and that's Xion's boyfriend Roxas and that's Roxas's parents Lea and Isa.

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Sora: Why are we lying in the parking lot?
Riku: you got too hyper and somehow managed to jump out the window, then fell unconscious.
Sora: Okay... But why are you here, then?
Riku: I didn't want you to be lonely

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Priest: Do you take Riku to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Sora: I Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
Riku: God in Heaven help me, I want a divorce...

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Xehanort: I could kill you if I wanted to!
Sora: Yeah? So could any human being!
Sora: So could a Nobody
Sora: Or a heartless!
Sora: Or a duck that won't freaking heal me!
Sora: You're not special, Xehanort!