Riku, seeing Sora doing something stupid: What an idiot...
Kairi: Yeah...
Riku: ...
Kairi: ...
Kairi: wAIT THAT'S OUR IDIOT!!
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*Riku ruffles Sora's hair victoriously after defeating a group of heartless*
Mickey: Good job, gays!
Riku: *Nervously laughing* You mean gu-
Mickey: Did I stutter?
Riku, aside to Mickey: If you try and out me in front of Sora one more time I will end you, rat.
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Roxas: What's your biggest fear?
Axel: Being forgotten...
Roxas: Oh... That's unexpectedly deep from you...
Roxas: Mine was running out of sea salt ice cream but that sounds kinda dumb now...
Axel: No, I agree. That thought is actually infinitely more terrifying.
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Axel: I have no fear
Xion: Ahem!
Axel: Okay... One fear
Kairi: *Glaring silently across the room*
Axel: ...Two.
*Roxas walks by with Axel's hoard of ice cream*
Axel: oKAY THREE AND THAT'S MY ICECREAM YOU BASTARD-
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Sora: Hey Vani! Trick or yeet?
Vanitas: ...Yeet?
Sora: YEETUS VANITAS! *Yeets him across the room*
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Sora: Okay, what I'm about to tell you is definitely gonna make you want to kill me-
Riku: No matter what it is, I ain't gonna kill you. It takes too much time and effort to find a new boyfriend
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Aqua: You're a lying, cheating piece of garbage! You're not the man I married!
Terra: We'll get a divorce then! I'm taking Ven!
Aqua: fIGHT ME!
Ven, sliding away the Command Board: I think it's time we stop playing now...
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Kairi: We need to talk.
Sora: In my defence, I will say it was Riku who challenged me to drink the whole bottle of shampoo!!
Kairi: That's not what I was-- yOU DRANK SHAMPOO??
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Sora: And once again, Sora and Riku save the day!!
Roxas: You didn't do anything, it was all Riku.
Sora: We're a package deal, everybody knows this.
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Sora: I feel like slapping the biggest idiot in here...
Riku: Don't you even dare. Nobody slaps my boyfriend, not even himself.
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A/N: Look forward to Christmas Specials in a week! They'll be completely Christmas themed, as my present to you guys. Might write a Soriku Christmas oneshot too, if I get the motivation.
Also I've totally forgot which incorrect quotes I've used already at the top of the page, so if I double up on 'em I'm sorry. Better to double up than ditch them though.
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Kingdom Hearts Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionKingdom Hearts Incorrect Quotes; Incorrect Quotes are a branch of memes that put fictional characters into quotes that suit them from other media, and are almost always comedic. This book will be focused on Kingdom Hearts (and mainly Soriku) Incorr...
