Kingdom Hearts Incorrect Quotes

Part 1

Sora: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him... What do I do (T-T)
Axel: Punch him in the stomach, then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him
Kairi: Tackle him
Roxas: Dump him
Vanitas: Kick him in the shin
Riku: nO DON'T LISTEN TO THESE FOOLS, JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN--

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Sora: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad choice, how drunk would you be?
Aqua: Fairly tipsy, maybe?
Riku: Drunker than a skunk
Terra: Wasted
Axel: Ded

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Kairi: You need a hobby, Riku.
Riku: I have a hobby!
Kairi: How many times do I have to tell you repressing your love Sora does NOT count?

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Sora: Hey, guys! Do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Riku: Sora, I love you, but you are unquestionably a hazard to the very foundation of society.
Axel: *From across the room, yelling* And you're a coward! Do twenty!

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Sora: So how are we gonna defeat Xehanort?
Riku: I dunno. My role is the hot one. I don't have to have any ideas.
Axel: I'm pretty sure I'M the hot one *Pyrotechnical tricks*
Sora: *Visibly confused*

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Sora: Hmmm... Riku, what do you think is the most attractive thing about Kairi?
Riku: Her boyfriend.
Sora: Yeah I -- Wait what? But... That's--
Riku: *Keeps walking without looking back*

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Riku: Brothers, friends, Sora-
Sora: HEY!
Riku: *ahem* Brothers, friends, my idiot boyfriend...

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Sora: I know you guys want to keep me from sacrificing myself, but the only way to do that is wrap me in bubble wrap and lock me in Yen Sid's tower.
Riku: Believe me, we've thought about it.
Kairi: Yeah, way too many times.

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Sora: It's times like these I wish I'd listen to what Master Yen Sid had told me.
Riku: Why? What did he tell you?
Sora: I have no clue, I didn't listen

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Kairi: Look, if Riku jumped off a cliff, would you?
Sora: *Stares off in the distance with a blank expression*
Kairi: Sora!!
Sora: Well... Ummm... I mean, it depends.
Kairi: For goodness sake, don't jump off a cliff!
Sora: I wasn't planning to.
Kairi: But if Riku did, you would, wouldn't you?
Sora: *Looks away, eyes not meeting hers*
Kairi: Sora, I swear I am going to kill you...

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A/N: Hopefully that was enjoyable! Was the layout okay? If there's any improvements that can be made to anything let me know! Thank you ^-^