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So a pregnat lady got shot 3 times and lived

When she went to the doctor, the doctor said her triplets absorbed the bullet. When she asked if they were ok the doctor said yes they'll pee out the bullet later in life

14 years later her two daughters came to their mom. the first one said I just peed a bullet out. Then the 2nd one and she says the same thing. The son came out his room, when he tried to speak his mother says I know, you peed bullet out. Then the son say no I was masturbating and I shot the dog

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