The Bandana Code (Jalex)

Brown (Except It's Really Holstein: Prostate Milking)

This was inspired by a comment by Alltimegabi on AO3. I wasn't going to write anything for brown but then I read her idea and ran with it and this is the result. If this is your kink then more power to you and I hope you don't find this offensive. That is not the intention at all, this just seemed like a very Jack thing to do.

Alex was avoiding Jack. He knew he shouldn't, that he should just talk to him about it, but he just couldn't bring himself to do it.

You see Jack had shown up with a fucking brown bandana poking subtly out of his left back pocket. Alex had almost thrown up on the spot when he'd seen it.

He knew he shouldn't judge; people had their things and there were probably things about him that people would get freaked out about - the cum thing was weird enough for most people - but he just couldn't help it. In Alex's opinion things that come out of the body (ejaculate excluded) had no place in sexual practices.

This was the first time since they'd begun their little kink exploration that one of them had not wanted to indulge the other and Alex didn't know the best way to handle it.

Obviously, hiding wasn't the way to go, but until he'd figured out a polite and mature way to tell Jack he thought it was icky he figured it was his best bet.

Dan and Max were throwing a house party and it was crammed full of people. Which worked in Alex's favour since it was pretty easy to disappear in the crowd. He made sure to keep his eye on Jack from a distance so he could effectively avoid him. Maybe Jack would think he hadn't shown up.

"Lexi!" He jumped at the sound of his name and froze up momentarily as arms wrapped around him. Thin, delicate, feminine ones.

He pulled back and relief flooded his system which he instantly felt guilty about. "Hey Lis, I didn't know you were friends with Dan and Max." She laughed.

"I'm not. Josh invited me; he needed a wing woman." She wore a triumphant smile, and he followed her gaze to see the Brit sat on the armchair with a blonde girl in his lap who had her tongue down his throat. "It seems you've done well." He commented and she grinned.

"What about you? You need any help finding someone?" He ignored the hint in her tone that implied she was available and up for the task. From his point of view, his relationship with Lisa was purely platonic and always would be so he figured it best not to draw attention to her little crush and make things weird. "Nah, I'm good thanks."

She rolled her eyes. "Of course. Why look for something more when you can just fuck your friend right?" Sarcasm and annoyance were heavy in her tone and Alex really didn't want to get into it with her.

"Just because I'm not looking for anything tonight doesn't mean I don't fuck other people." He defended.
"Don't pretend, we all know you haven't been with anyone else since you met him." There was no need to elaborate, they both knew who she was referring too. Alex scoffed. "None of you know what I do with my sex life." He didn't mention that he intended on keeping it that way.