Attack On Titan One Shots

.... What?

"I told you, Jean, I did not touch your God damned horse!" Eren yells at Jean, their chests puffed up.

Jean growls at Eren, "Then why in the hell is it acting funny?! What in the hell did you fucking do to her?! I will kill you! "

Eren grabs hold of Jan's collar, about to yell a taunt about him loving his horse too much, when an odd sound stops him.

It sounds like a cyclic wheezing or groaning. The pitch rises and falls a few times before another noise signals it's stop.

"What the hell?" Eren questions before looking around for the source of the sound. His eyes land on an odd looking blue police box.

"And here we have Venice, 19-" Someone pulls the doors open and walks out, his voice cutting off when he sees everything around him. He spins as he tries to take everything in. "Oh... Well. Excuse me, dumb question, but where are we?" He questions when he sees Eren and Jean.

"What the hell is wrong with him? Does he look funny to you..? I've never seen anything look so..... Detailed?" Jean whispers to Eren, who still has his collar.

The odd man sniffs the air and wrinkles his nose, looking around curiously. He pulls something from his pocket, and he points it at the couple.

Wide eyes they jump apart, thinking he was about to shoot them or something. He pushes something and it lights up, making a funny noise Eren can't even describe.

He pulls glasses put of his pocket and places them on the bridge of his nose. He then holds the thing in front of his face, "Let's see what we have here..."

"Um... Wh-" Jean starts to cautiously ask but he is cut off.

"What?" The man looks up startled. "What?!" He begins looking around, going in more circles and even sticking his fingers into the dirt on the stones and licking it. "What?!? How is this even possible?" He whispers the last part, then sets his eyes on the two.

He looks like he's about to say something, but stops and pulls the weird device from his pocket. He hits it on his hand and tries again. "I'm not supposed to be here... This isn't even possible!"

He runs to the police box and slams the doors shut. Not seconds later does the weird noise start again, but this time the box grows in transparency with each rise of the noise.

Once it's gone, Jean leans over to Eren and whispers, "You saw that too right?"

"Uh huh.... " Eren mumbles, not believing his eyes.

"Let's agree to never speak of this again.... Alright?" Jean says, sounding just as confused as Eren feels.

"Uh huh... "

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Yeah... I know it's been a little while since I've posted... But I'm running out of ideas.

However, my area got snow. A lot of it. And we've been out of school since Monday, which was a snow day. I thought it was ironic. We got a day off because we didn't miss for snow, then the days to follow we miss because we did get snow.

Anyway. How have you guys been?

I'm thinking about a Q@A. I dare you to ask me a question. Anything question you want. Since I've dared you, you can't back down. *crazy Hanji laugh*

Thanks for reading! I appreciate comments and votes... I'd say they help me write... But they just boost my self esteem. What helps me write are ideas... *nudges*