Attack On Titan One Shots

Eyebrow Catastrophe (Erwin X Britian)

"Did you bring him in?" Commander Erwin asks one of his lower ranking officers.

They salute when they hear him, "Yes sir! He's in the basement!"

Erwin growls at the nerve of the prisoner, how dare he try to out eyebrow him?!

On his march to the dungeon, he stops by a mirror and primps his eyebrows. He fluffs them up, making them as bushy looking as possible.

He continues on his way.

"You! Who are you, and where are you from!?" Erwin yells at the the figure clad in an odd looking green uniform behind the bars of a cell.

"How could you not know me? I'm Britain! Britain the Great! Get me out of here, now! We can settle this over a cup of tea." He yells with a funny accent.

Erwin sizes the man up. He could definitely take him down if need be, "Unlock the doors!"

A cadet at his side scurries forwards, a key in hand. He unlocks the bar door and opens it for Britian to walk through.

He looks Erwin over, paying special attention to his brows, and huffs.

After the two men are seated with a cup of warm tea, they glare at each other. But more specifically each others eyebrows.

"Wax it." Britain states.

"Excuse me? I am your superior, do not tell me what to do." Erwin snarles, calmly taking a sip of his tea.

Britain's eye twitches, "I do not take orders from the imposter of eyebrows. Wax. It. Now."

Erwin glances towards a cadet standing near the door, "Cadet Springer, get me Hanji's waxing kit."

Britain smirks, thinking he is triumphant. However, when the cadet returns and Erwin had readied the kit, his smirk falls when Erwin starts to walk towards him.

"Don't you dare come any closer! I'll get Russia on you!" Great Britain cries as he cowers in his chair, tea forgotten and his hands covering his beloved eyebrows.

"There can only be one eyebrow master, and that's me!" Erwin screeches and tackles the smaller man when he tries to run.

"Get off of me! Russia! Russia help me!" He screams, fighting to keep his babies protected.

As Erwin uses one hand to rip Britain's hands away, Britain stains to get away, yelling for Russia.

Erwin is clearly stronger, and overpowers Britain. He forces the stick with the wax across his eyebrows. As Britain continues to scream, he reaches for the stripes. As he leans down to de-eyebrow the enemy, Britain uses all of his strength to head butt Erwin. 

Stunned, Erwin tries to jerk away, only to discover their eyebrows have been waxed together. Their faces are within inches of each other, and both of them are panting.

"If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me!"

"You stupid son of a bitch! Do you realize what you've just done?!?"

Britain starts to break into uncontrollable laughter. Fed up with the wimpy boy, Erwin grinds his teeth, "Only one of us will lose our eyebrows..."

He jerks.

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Hehe....  Who do you guys think would win?