Attack On Titan One Shots

Levi, Eat A Snickers

A/N: 

So.. Theres gonna be more bad language used in this than normal.. So don't read it if you don't like reading curse words. You have been warned.

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"Why is life so damn unfair!?" Lance Corporal yells, causing the people seated around him to flinch. 

"Why did those damned titans have to come and ruin humanity!?" He continues his rant, slamming his fist down onto the table, causing the dishes on the table to rattle. 

As the Corporal goes on, Eren leans over to Mikasa, whispering, "What's wrong with the Corporal Levi?!" 

Mikasa, who is unfazed by her superior's outburst, shrugs. 

Levi's words raise even higher, despite him already yelling, "And who's idea was it to make me so damn short?! I outta strangle them! Better yet, I should feed them to the titans!" 

No one dares to interrupt the Corporal, instead they focus on the dinner in front of them. He stands, tears now streaming freely down his face, "God dammit! I'm even out of Windex!" 

A laugh echos through the now silent hall, failed to be smothered. 

Corporal Levi spins towards the direction it had come from, eyes glinting. He marches towards a table and lifts the poor guy up by his collar, "What's so funny, huh!? Do you have something to say for yourself?!" Corporal snarls, shaking the guy in his grasp mercilessly. 

Just them, Commander Erwin walks behind him, flanked by two other soldiers. When he reaches Levi, he clears his throat to get his attention. Levi growls low in his throat but drops the man. 

Erwin holds out a Snickers bar to him, "Corporal Levi, eat a Snickers. You're not you when you're hungry." 

With a scowl Levi takes the chocolate bar from him, opens it, and takes a bite. 

"Better?"

"Better."