Attack On Titan One Shots

You Are Not Santa!

"Go on kids, go see Santa Claus!" Eren's mother cheers, nudging Eren forward. Mikasa follows without a second thought, where as Armin looks like he's about to cry.

In front of them sits an oddly shaped man in a red suit, a white beard, and candy canes in his hands. He becons the kids forward, his arms outstretched. They look too small for his oversized belly, Eren decides.

Santa helps Eren onto one knee, Mikasa on the other, and Armin between his legs. This seems to make Armin want to cry even more. "Hello, kids! What would you like for Christmas?" Santa says, his voice too holly.

Eren narrows his eyes. He notices that even though Santa's beard is snow white, the bushy eyebrows that peek out from under his Christmas hat are blonde.

Santa doesn't have blonde eyebrows. Now the he notices it, his can also see a few strands of blonde hair sticking out from the white hair and hat. Anger boils in his gut. He's vaguely aware of Mikasa's answer of: I want Eren.

Eren pushes his tiny fingers into Santa's belly, only to discover it is soft. Like pillows. He gets even more angry.

"And what would you like?" The imposter asks him, offering him a candy cane.

Eren glares up into blue eyes. Quickly, he reaches up and pulls on the fake beard. The imposter's eyes widen as Eren shouts, "You're not Santa!" In a raged voice.

He then starts to kick Santa, but hits Armin instead. Armin bursts into full on tears, jumping away from Santa and running towards Eren's mom.

"Eren, behave yourself!" She threatens.

"You're not Santa! You're not Santa!" The little boys statement has most of the other kids in line crying.

"Eren." Mikasa warns.

The too tall elves then start trying to pull a kicking Eren away. However, Eren continues his blame that he is not Santa.

After the three kids have gone, one of the elves walks up to Santa, "Poor kids, you played a horrible Santa."

"Shut up, Hanji. I told you I didn't want this job," Erwin says, messaging the bridge of his nose.

"Tch, brats." Another elf mutters, his arms crossed and a scowl on his face.

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A/N:

Yay, an update! First Christmas one too..

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