When are we ourselves?

Chapter 13- Angry boom boom boi

Dabi despite being the boy who was shittiest in the morning he ended up getting up first. That was probably due to the fact he hadn't exhausted himself on using up his quirk but still. He quote literally fell out of bed. What I mean is he was rolling to get a comfy position and ended up just quite literally falling off the bed for about 30 seconds before hitting the ground. Which is quite odd especially when the last thing you remember was being confined?

The blue haired boy quickly blinked. Wtf- he stretched and yawned. Getting up the flickering on a light. There was no blinding white wall or light or restrictions. Confused as fuck he looked round. He looked down to see the fluffy haired boy still fast asleep on the bed bellow him.

Where were they?!

The boy was still squinting as he tumbled through the door and balanced on the wall. Cautiously he got to his feet. I better bring Cloud Idiot with me. Jumping back in he yanked... I mean he careful pulled really hard on his friends hair to get him up.

There was a lot of complaint before Oboro realised Touya was up before him. That hadn't happened before. Which means one of two things hell froze over or they were in trouble. He quickly stood up. They were in a decent sized room with a bunk bed attached to the wall a slide open cupboard and a locked window. There was only one way out and that was the door. It was like a fucking riddle...

"Your in a dimly lit room trying to escape. The window is barricaded and the there is a wardrobe that has an unknown blackness behind it. The only probable was out is the door. You can either A. Stay in the ominous room you woke up in or B. Leave the room."

"Shut up Oboro."

"What?!"

"Let's just go. We've done nothing wrong."

"Well except we were-"

"We've done nothing fucking wrong got it."

The orange haired swallowed a did a mocking salute. Which in return received a slap to the head? The two peered round the corner and began to slowly creep round the hallway. You know like in a horror movie / Scooby do type fashion. So very few steps they'd turn around. Eventually they got to the elevator and began to rapidly click buttons.

"Don't use yeh fucking elevator dude?! That's how people get you in horror movies." Immediately he got a deadpanned glare.

"Seriously." Touya hissed back. Even though he was equally terrified, "if your that scared use the fucking stairs."

"But your taking the elevator."

"No shit Sherlock."

There was a ding. The two boys hissed at the light as they jumped in. To both boys misfortune Oboro was right next to the keypad and in his jumpy next he clicked the closest button. That button led to the floor bellow going to floor 4.

"You idiot."

"Hey you know it's a quick fix." The boy clicked the button bellow that going to floor 2 them realised his mistake and tried to click the ground floor and clicked 3 the decided to just prod the last one. "Done now no problemo."

"Murder is illegal. Murder is illegal. Murder is illegal. Murder is illegal. Murder is illegal. Murder is illegal." Touya began muttering, "you are dumb I mean seriously wanna click floor 5 as well. I mean why not go for 5 out of 5. You do realise it will make a noise for every floor."

"Sorry."

"We will take the stairs. After floor 4, kay?"

"Okay."

He nodded and the elevator dinged so they both slid into the shadows. If we are going by Nagito's theory on luck. No matter how unlucky they got they would get an equal some of luck. Whelp at this rate they'd win the lottery and get world peace for the world. They had just gotten unlucky cause they came across probably the only two students still up at night and had just managed to bump into them and also fall over.

"Hey man are you okay? That's so uncool of us dude."

"Oh no probs man." Oboro immediately replied much too Touya hate.

We could passed as ghost or figment of there imagination if you hadn't answered idiot.

Touya jumped to his feet. Lucky for him he was the shortest out of them and even worse was the fact he knew he wouldn't grow that much. Here's a secret he wears heals to make him look taller when he was disguised as Dabi (this Au but wishing it was true).

The blue haired boy noticed the Pomeranian hairstyle rather quickly as a red head helped Oboro up. The two began to discuss random thing as the blue haired just stared directly at the other figure. You could hear the clogs slowly clicking in his brain. It may have been dark but there were still massive spikes. Dabi just needed to think. Him being the only one that would because the other boy was rather distracted in socialising instead of remembering this is an escape mission. That when he got it.

"Angry boom boom boi." Touya said confused. Yep that looked like the boy blonde with anger issues even if it is just a silhouette and that where he confirmed it. That means they were inside the Ua dorms. "Shit."

"What?" Oboro clearly confused at his friends sudden outburst.

"Who the fuck are you calling boom boom boi." An angry voice yelled. They hard a crackle of sparks and they clearly saw his face.

"Whelp fuck us."

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Anyone wanna come up with a better chapter title... because this one was really bad 😭