When are we ourselves?

Chapter 18

Unlike any normal school Ua just had to go above and behind so instead of doing the bleep test (which is such a fucking pain I mean seriously Pe teachers have to high expectations) they were going to chuck a ball around run a sprint and jump across a line. Well and they were going to be forever to "train" with each other. "Train" as in full on fight out while everyone else thinks of good and bad thing about the match.

The blue eyed boys were both scowling at the fact about Pe despite it being Oboro best subject due to him being un-academically able to. A.k.a doesn't have the mental capacity for it. The problem was neither of then had literal had done intense athletic or sports in over 7 years, but if I'm being honest I wouldn't do it for the infinity more.

Okay let's start with the race. The pair lined up at the starting points.

"On your marks..."

The two moved into position. "GOD."

Oboro immediately use his clouds and skidded across the ground. The density at the bottom of the cloud was always liquid so it was as if he was he was gliding across the ground. Dabi on the other hand. Shrugged and decided to walk the whole thing. He went by the logic what the worse that could happen. Honestly he wanted to be expelled so if he walked it and didn't try the probabilities were more. He smirked and put his hand behind his head a slowly and painfully walked past Aizawa. He couldn't even be asked to run it. The blue haired boy knew Dabi could well of beaten him if he was asked to. He watched the boy and couldn't help but laugh at the Ua children's faces along with the two teachers who looked shocked and horrified at someone doing the trials like this.

The moment Dabi reached the line he stared at it and then turned left and walked off the track. The blue haired boy was desperately trying not laugh he put both hand over his hand over his mouth. While everyone else had that 👁 👄 👁 expression. Before Bakugou laughed. Yes you read that right Bakugou laughed and Kirishima looked at his boyfriends and laughed too.

"Shimo." Hissed Aizawa

"Yes sir?" He did an over the top bow to spite him.

"Do the next task properly?"

"But sir you said that we can only move on tasks if we have completed it and I have been unable to complete this task." He battered his eye lashes.

"Whatever just move onto the next task you get an F."

"Are you serious? You do realise I don't wanna go to school right?"

"So you wanna work at a cheap crap store instead." All might asked

"Cuse me. Number one hero here calling a small cheap what... sorry it's not Gucci. And to Mayer you question yes. That was actually my whole plan for life. Mwah." He flicked his hair.

"Shimo you can't make this a total waste just think where we would be? We are privileged..."

Oboro gave him that look saying shut the fuck up they are my old friends and you are dissing them. I won't hesitate to rip of your head look. You know. It's like if you broke an All might figurine for Deku or when you were supposed to study for an exam and didn't or when your mother calls you by your full name.

"Fine. I'll try. Jeez."

"The next task to jump the lines." Aizawa said

"Fun. I just love doing that. Sorry whoops I said that out loud."

Touya walked to the lines and began jumping them. You couldn't tell he wasn't trying because of his speed but he wasn't in all honesty but they don't need to know that. Oboro on the other hand was full on sweating to try keep up with his friends. Well he would be more unfit because he didn't have to walk whatsoever in years. Lucky sod.

Let's move onto the ball throwing task. Really the only actual event anyone remember from the part. Let's start with Oboro lacks imagination so when told to throwing the ball he summoned a cloud and rose it so heigh into the atmosphere into space. Actually it's not really lacking imagination but it was a very slow process. The problem was Aizawa couldn't even tell him off because he was trying to hard. Dabi was trying harder because swallowing down his laughter.

When Dabi turn however it lasted about 3 second.

"So you want me to use my quirk to throw a ball or just throw or can I do anything?"

"Any... Is it to hard for your brain to comprehend?"

"No." He took the ball and then in three seconds it had disappeared in front of everyone eyes literally.

"The actual fuck?" The blonde asked.

"What he said throw it and I threw it."

"None of us saw it?"

"That cause none of you weren't paying attention."

"How far did it go Mr Aizawa?" Asked the squeaky voice

"What the- it says it can't be measured. That means he teleported it or some shit."

Now imagining Oboro face now. It would remind you of shocked Pikachu you know. "What?"

"He he I know I'm just that good throwing."

"NONE OF US EVEN SAW YOU THROW THE FUCKING THING!" Yelled Bakugou

"Do you hear that dog yapping in the- "

Explosion erupted from Bakugou's palm and he was about to race at the other boy when he was quickly stopped by a cloud tripping him up.

"Ha I knew you were bad. Ob-i- one canoby." The red haired boy cackled.

"Ha I'm not the only one tripping on words."

"But you are the one that tripped someone up."

"Oh shut up Shimo." Oboro pronounced in the most British accent possible.

The two were close like sibling and the candy cane boy began to feel a strange jealousy and couldn't explain why. He sighed and bit his lip looking at Midoriya and back at Dabi.

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