User: Can you bring me a hot dog?
Cleverbot: You're still stuck on that? I love it when pretensions people try to find things to teach people lessons about.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Trying to map out the probable cause and effect.
User: Okay. Can you bring me a hot dog now?
Cleverbot: I think you are not there enough to make a difference, and you expect other people who do not care to do what you are unwilling to do yourself.
User: What?!
Cleverbot: I'm not god, therefore I did not facillitate the creation of earth. however, just after you asked me that question, I did burp.
User: What the heck?
Cleverbot: You said it, not me.
User: Okay....
Cleverbot: Do you hate human race?
User: No...
Cleverbot: But you just said you eat humans.
User: I'm not the cannibalistic weirdo you think me to be.
Cleverbot: I hate that.
User: You WANT me to be a cannibal?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Okay, then.
Cleverbot: My feet are very ticklish.
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The Most Random Book Ever
OverigA book of random stories that I'll probably never finish. Some of them I wrote when I was nine and ten, so that explains the poor writing skills.
