Me: hello people of Earth! (Or are you from another planet? Just kidding.) Anyways, our favorite demigods watched the second movie and they are going to tell you what they thought about the movie! Oh look! Here they come now! Wave everybody! *waves* (THATS YOUR CUE READERS)!
Annabeth: oh surrrreee!! NOW they get my hair color right but did they make it blonde in the first movie? NOOOOO!!! Instead, it was brown. And last time I checked, brown hair is a different color from blonde hair!
Percy: Dammmmm!! My actor keeps getting hotter and hotter! But obviously I'm hot without acting anyways! Plus I don't need skill to be hot because I was born with the natural hotness!
Piper, Jason, & Leo: Percy! You got beat by a girl! Lol!😆
Percy: Hey! Don't blame me! Blame Clarisse! Plus, haven't you seen how tough she is? She's like a brick wall!
Frank: .....and when did Clarisse gets soft when she's crying?
Clarisse: *bursts through the door* WHEN THE DUCK DID I CRY ZHANG?!? I DONT EVEN CARE IF WE KINDA HAVE THE SAME DAD!! I WILL START KILLING YOU IF YOU START SAYING I ONCE CRIED!!! WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN ANYWAY?!?
Frank: *hides behind Hazel*
Hazel: Sorry Clarisse, this was a whole big misunderstanding! We were watching Percy Jackson & Sea of Monsters movie, and the directors made your character cry at a part in the film. So don't kill Frank! Kill the directors!
Clarisse: oh don't worry! I already killed like 10 directors already in the past 9 hours!
Me: O.o
The 7: o.O
All: O.O
Me: if you don't mind me asking what did you do to all of those directors?
Clarisse: 1. Dumb butt 1: I stabbed to death.
2. Dumb butt 2: I smashed his face into the wall repeatedly.
3. Dumb face 1: I whacked him with a bat.
4. Dumb face 2: I threw a computer at his face.
5. Ugly 1: I threw hammers at her.
6. Ugly 2: I threw pencils at her face.
7. Dumb person 1: he ate a pair of scissors.
8. Dumb person 2: he ran into the door.
9. Dumb ugly person butt face 1: slapped herself repeatedly in the face.
10. Dumb ugly person butt face 2: kept falling down repeatedly.
Ok! I'm done here! Now it's time to kill more directors! See you later punks! *runs out the door*
Me: O.o
The 7: o.O
All: O.O
Me: well! This has certainly been an interesting chapter! Now I better get going before Clarisse kills anymore directors! *starts to leave* *sees skittles on table* on second thought, I think I'm going to stay here and eat these delicious skittles! *sits on a chair* *eats skittles*
Some Random Director: AHHHHH!!! *dies*
Me: *jumps* CLARISSE! STOP RIGHT NO-- *sees skittles* ooh! Skittles! *sits back down* *eats skittle*
Some Random Director 2: OW OWOWOWOWOW!!!!! OWWWWW!!! AHHHHHHH!!! *dies*
Clarisse: KILL THE RAINBOW!! TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
Leo: *burst through the door* NOOOO-*sees skittles* MY SKITTLES!! *lunges for skittles*
Me: NO!! MY SKITTLES!!
Leo&Me: *fighting over skittles*
Nico: *appears* *sees Leo&Me fighting* oh. I guess I'll go back to McDonald's now. Happy Meal here I come! *shadow travels away*
