Jason vs. Percy

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Me: hello my fellow PJO & HoO fangirls and fanboys! We got another question!

Jason: Yay!

Percy: JASON!! It was MY turn to say yay, not you!

Jason: *sticks tongue out* TOO BAD PLANKTON!

Percy: *snaps fingers in a Z formation* Oh no you didn't!

Jason: *sasses* oh yes I did!

Percy: *clicks Riptide* you wanna fight?

Jason: *flips coin* bring it on bro!

Percy & Jason: *walks towards each other*

Piper: *uses charmspeak* STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!

Percy & Jason: *stops*

Piper: *still using charmspeak* say sorry to each other.

Percy & Jason: *looks at each other sheepishly* sorry bro.

Annabeth: ok now everybody be quiet because DaughterOfArtemis_(Pretty Girl) has a question.

Me: thank you. Ok continuing on, I have a question from TomBlackJack--

Blackjack: *burst through the door* you called?

Percy: no blackjack. One of our fabulous readers has your name.

Blackjack: oh ok boss. I guess I'll go now. *starts to leave* *stops* oh. Wait a minute. While I'm still here, where is my donuts and sugar cubes?

Percy: *sighs* here they are! *hands donuts and sugar cubes to Blackjack*

Blackjack: *takes them* thanks boss! Your awesome! *leaves*

Me: ok! I'm sorry that I didn't ask your question right away TomBlackJack--

Blackjack: *burst through the door* you called again?

All: *sighs* no Blackjack!

Blackjack: ok ok! BUH Bye! *leaves*

Me: ok! Let's try this again! I'm not going to say the name or otherwise the silly Pegasus will come bursting through the door! Ok. So the question is: To the seven, Nico, Will, Reyna, Grover, Malcolm, and Octavain: If Percy or Jason fight who do you think will win?

Leo: wow! How ironic! We got a question about Percy and Jason fighting and they were fighting earlier! What a coincidence!

Me: just answer the question! Oh and by the way, that is ironic!

Leo: my answer is that I would win!

Hazel: that is NOT one of the choices!

Leo: *sighs* fine! I would choose Percy. Sorry Jason.

Jason: aww! Darn it!

Percy: haha! We just started answering and your already losing!

Jason: shut up Jackson!

Percy: oh really GRACE? Are we go--

Piper: *uses charmspeak* be quiet!

Percy & Jason: yes ma'am!

Hazel: I saw how powerful Jason and Percy is, but if I had to choose who would win, I would say Percy.

Percy: 2 for me. 0 for Jason!

Frank: ok! It's my turn now before they start fighting! My answer would be Percy!

Jason: I'm feeling the love. :(

Percy: I feel so sorry for you. (Not so sorry😃)

Nico: my answer is Percy. Very very powerful.

Will: Percy

Reyna: Jason isn't too bad, but I would pick Percy.

Grover: definitely Percy.

Malcolm: I have no trouble believing that Percy would win a fight. He's pretty scary when he's mad.

Octavian: I don't really care. I believe both the graecus scum and Roman scum would lose. They're stupid!

Percy: you know when you say roman scum are stupid, your talking about yourself right?

All: OOOOOO!

Leo: BURRRRRNNNN! Do you need some ice for that BURRRRRNNN?! Do you need me to call in Khoine to cool it down?

Jason & Piper: NO!!!!

Leo: *puts hands up in defense* jeez guys! You know I wouldn't do that!

Piper: *smiles sweetly* we know:)

Octavian: *mumbles* graecus and roman scum are still stupid. I'm the smart one.

Reyna: *snorts* HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!! Good one!

Octavian: Shut up stupid roman scum!

Reyna: go die in a hole!

Octavian: *runs away crying* MOMMY!!

All: *high fives each other*

Annabeth: ok! Back to the conversation here! It's my turn to answer and I know that Percy would win a fight.

Percy: yeah! My girlfriend's on my side! What about you Sparky?

Jason: 1) don't call me Sparky. Only Piper can!
2) she's always on my side! Right Pipes?

Piper: oh. Um. Well..

Jason: oh no. Don't tell me your on Team Percy too!

Piper: I'm sorry Jason but--

Leo: uh oh! Looks like your girlfriend is going to reject you!

Piper: *glares at Leo* shut. Up. Leo.

Leo: *gulps* yes ma'am!

Piper: *turns back to Jason* Now as I was saying before--

Jason: you were saying that your on Team Percy.

Piper: no Sparky. I was going to say I love you.

Jason: oh. Well I love you too.

Piper: (on the outside: 😇) (on the inside: 😈 hehehe...he's in for a real treat)

Jason: HA! My girlfriend is on my team Jackson!

Piper: actually, I'm on Team Percy!

Jason: but-but-I thought-I thought that-that you loved me!

Piper: I do Sparky! I'm just telling the truth! Percy would win a fight.

Jason: 😟

Percy: 😄

Piper: don't worry Jason! You're still impressive!

Jason: yay! I'm happy now! 😄😃😀😊☺️😂😅😆😎😇😏

Percy: btw, she's still on my team!

Jason: I don't care! I'm still impressive!

Percy: *five seconds later* *whispers to Jason* btw, she's still on my team!

Jason: I said I didn't care!

Percy: yeah well. She's still on my team!

Jason: I DONT CARE!

Percy: SHES STILL ON MY TEAM!

Jason: SHUT UP JACKSON!

Percy: MAKE ME GRACE!

Jason: *flips coin* ok! Bring it on!

Percy: *clicks riptide* ok!

Percy & Jason: *fighting*

Everybody else: ......

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