WARNING: IF YOU HAVE NOT READ BoO, DO NOT READ THIS CHAPTER! THERE WILL BE SPOILERS!
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Me: hello my friends! And welcome back to Ask the Argo II! Guess what? TheAxeMasterAnd1 has a question for Leo Valdez!
Leo: oh yeah! Somebody luvs this Super Hot McShizzle *points to self*
Piper: *rolls eyes* *uses charmspeak* shut up Leo and let her finish!
Me: thank you. And now as I was saying, TheAxeMasterAnd1 wants to know, "Leo, how did it feel when you died
Love Jason Contreas, son of Aphrodite"
Leo: one word description: painful. Now, there were some good things and some bad things about me dying. Let's start with the bad stuff.
Bad part 1)My body felt like it was burning up from the inside out.
Bad part 2) when I woke up, I didn't know where I was.
Bad part 3) I didn't know how long I was dead.
Alright now let's get to the good stuff.
Good part 1) physicians cure.
Good part 2) delaying death is one of my hobbies!
Good part 3) I get to come back for Calyspo.
Good part 4) and then I get to see all of my friends!
Piper: yeah. After the war, we thought you were dead!
Leo: I WAS dead!
Piper: no. I mean dead as in gone for good.
Hazel: btw, you still haven't told us what happened during the time you picked Calyspo up and before you came back to Camp Half-Blood.
Leo: ok ok! I'll tell you what happened! After I picked up Calyspo, we flew on Festus for awhile and then we landed in Spain and we stayed in a hotel for the night and--
Jason: wait. If you stayed in a hotel, where did Festus stay?
Leo: he came in the hotel as a carry on suitcase.
Jason: oh. Makes sense. Continue on.
Leo: ok and then in the morning, we left Spain and then we landed in Paris, France to rest. Then we took off and landed in Costa Rica, Mexico. We stayed there for the night. And then in the morning, we flew to Orlando, Florida and--
Hazel: Ooooh! Did you go to Disney World?
Leo: sadly, no. We would've went to Disney World if we haven't been chased out by telkhines and Earthborn. Anyways, we left Florida and we flew to St. Louis, Missouri and we got chased out by this lady and her fire breathing chihuahua-
Percy: you met Enchidna and her Chimera?!
Leo: uh yes..wait. How did you know about them?!
Annabeth: never mind about that! Keep on explaining!
Leo: ok and then we flew to Buford, North Carolina, the town named after my table-
Reyna: actually, the town was there first.
Leo: ok well we landed there to stay for the night. In the morning, we got chased out by dead confederates. We flew around for awhile and we FINALLY made it to Camp Half-Blood! As we were landing on the beach, we saw Percy and Annabeth making out and it looked like things were getting heated. *wiggles eyebrows*
Percy&Annabeth: *faces turn tomato red* Leo, stop it!!
Athena: STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER YOU SEA SCUM!!
Poseidon: Athena! How many times do I have to tell you to LET IT GO?!?!?
Percy: LET IT GOOOO LET IT GOOOO!!!
Jason: I CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMORRRRE!!
Frank: LET IT GOOOO LET IT GOOOO!
Leo: TURN AWAY AND SLAM THAT DOOOORRRRR!!!
Nico: I DONT CARE
Reyna: WHAT THEIR GOING TO SAYYYY!!
Kym the Storm Goddess: LET THE STORM RAAAGGE OOOONNNN!
Khoine: The cold never bothered me anyway!
Jason,Piper,&Leo: Khoine! How did you get in the conversation?!
Khoine: because I'm cold like that!
Leo: *walks up to Khoine* by the way, snow still freaking melts in Texas! I hope that your happy! *walks away like nothing happened*
Khoine: *not happy* GAUGGHHHHHHHHH!!!! *disappears in a mini blizzard*
Everybody else: ......
