Blue Food

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Grover: hello everybody! I have come back safely with TheAxeMasterAnd1 and no one got hurt!

Everybody: yay!

Grover: say hello to TheAxeMasterAnd1!

Everybody: hello TheAxeMasterAnd1!

TheAxeMasterAnd1: hello

Me: *bursts through the door* hey guys--oh. Well looks like everybody's here. Excellent! Ok. I have another question!

Annabeth: who is it for?

Me: this question is for Percy.

Percy: oh yeah! Someone likes meh! *points to self*

Annabeth: *punches his shoulder* well of course someone likes you! She's talking to you right now!

Percy: well I know that! I love you too. But I was talking about one of our fabulous fans!

Me: ok. This question is from lorddavis18. Lorddavis18 wants to know:
Dear Percy,
How would you feel if blue food doesn't exist?
From, Me

Percy: *horrified* that. Would. Be. Terrible!! I would DIE!! AHHHHH!

Gaea: I will destroy you!

Percy: ummm. Okay....

Gaea: I will destroy everything you love!

Percy: okay--wait what?

Gaea: I will destroy everybody you love!

Percy: *snorts* hahaha! Good luck with that!

Gaea: I will destroy ALL blue foods!

Percy: ALRIGHT!! THATS IT!! YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE!!! *destroys Gaea slowly and painfully*

Gaea: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWWOOOWWWWW!!!!!! GAUUUUGGGHHHHHHHH!!! *dies*

Everybody else: O.o

Me: well. Um. Yeah. There you have it folks! That's what happens when you try to destroy ALL blue foods!--

Percy: did you just say that you were going to destroy ALL blue foods?!?

Me: um. No--

Percy: *attacks*

Me: AHHHH! PERCY STOP!!

Annabeth: well I better help Pretty Girl before she dies at the hands of my boyfriend! *goes over to help*

Piper: don't forget to vote, fan, comment, share, add to reading list, and follow! Ok bye now! *leaves*

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