Quick a/n: hey everybody! I was on Pinterest the other day and I stumbled across this and I thought, "this is so awesome, I'm going to show everyone!" So, I decided to share it here! This is a rap battle between our favorite Supersized McShizzle and the beautiful, cold snow goddess. Leo vs. Khoine! Who will win?!?!
Well my friends, read on and find out!
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LEO: Yo it's Leo, the Supersized McShizzle.
My swag's like a hurricane and your just a
drizzle.
All da ladies love me, Calyspo is proof,
The level of my hotness blows you through
the roof.
You can say your the best but then you'd
be a liar,
In a fight I'd pummel you and set you on fire.
So what do you say? Think you're the
goddess of cool?
Well take a seat, princess, cause you just
got schooled.
KHOINE: You call that a rap? Well I'll show you what's
cool.
Your series of rhymes sounds like a
constipated mule.
Your troll-like features take women aback,
And your flame has nothing on my icy attack.
I'm the goddess of ice, you incoherent
dunce.
No one can match me, so I'll tell you this
once.
Continue your jabber but know it's for naught,
My icy blast triumphs all, so NEVER call me
hot.
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Me: hey my peoples! I'm going to say a couple of things and then I'll leave you alone!
First off, it didn't say who won so I'm going to let YOU (yes you!) decide who's the winner! Who do you think won the rap battle? Leo or Khoine?
My opinion: I think the Supersized McShizzle, Bad Boy Supreme, Commander Toolbelt, Chef Leo the Tufo Taco Expert, Supreme Commander of the Argo II, Repair Boy, and there's probably more nicknames, but I can't remember what they are right now. So in other words, I think Leo is the winner because
1) he's my favorite character.
2) he's very funny and humorous!
3) he'd beat Khoine any day!
5) I skipped 4. (Btw, that's not one of the reasons, but I thought to put this in here for fun.)
6. He has a lot of fabulous nicknames!
7. All da ladies love Leo.
8. Leo has more fangirls and fanboys than Khoine.
10. I don't know how to count apparently. (Again, that's not one of the reasons, I put this in here for fun.)
So yeah. Those are my reasons! And before I leave, don't forget to vote, fan, comment, share, follow, and add to reading list!
Ok that's it for now my peoples! So until then, see you in the next chapter!
DaughterOfArtemis_(Pretty Girl) signing out!
