Grover: hey everybody! Guess what? Your favorite sayter (how do you spell that? I'm having trouble spelling it. Help please.) is back! And I have safely returned with lorddavis18!
Everybody: yay!!
Grover: say hello to lorddavis18 everybody!
Everybody: hello lorddavis18!
Lorddavis18: hi!
Percy: *bursts through the door* hey guys! Guess what? I have an idea! We should throw a party today!
Jason: that's a great idea bro! *high fives Percy*
Percy: *high fives back*
Annabeth: I don't know if that's a good ide-
Percy: *puppy eyes* pwease Wise Girl?
Annabeth: *sighs* fine Seaweed Brain.
Percy: yay!
Piper: but first, we need music! A party is not a party without music! *walks over to radio* *turns radio on*
Radio: "she's just a girl and she's fire..."
Percy: quick! Turn it off!
Leo: *bursts through the door* NO! THIS IS MY JAM! NOBODY TURNS OFF MY JAM! *bursts into flames*
Radio: "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRRRRREEEE!!! SHES WALKING ON FIRRRREEEE!!"
Leo: *walks around the room* THIS BOY IS ON FIRRREEEE!!
Annabeth: the song says "This GIRL is on fire!" Not BOY!
Leo: yeah well. I'm a BOY. Not a GIRL. So, I have to change the words a little bit! THIS BOY IS ON FIRRRREEEE...!
Frank: OK! THATS IT! IM CHANGING THE SONG! *walks over to radio*
Leo: NOOOOOO!
Frank: *changes song*
Radio: "dog goes woof. Cat goes meow."
Frank: *groans* oh man! Seriously?!?!
Leo: *pumps fist in the air* YES! My second favorite song! Come on Frank! Turn into a fox!
Frank: No!
Percy: bird goes tweet and mouse goes squeak.
Frank: stop it!
Jason: frog goes croak.
Leo: and the elephant goes toot! Come on Frank! Do your thing!
Frank: NO!
Hazel: *bats eyelashes* please Frank?
Frank: no.
Piper: *uses charmspeak* FRANK! YOUR GOING TO TURN INTO A FOX AND YOUR GOING TO LIKE IT!
Frank: *sigh* fine. *turns into a fox*
Percy: *picks up Frank the Fox* What does the Frank say?!
Jason: Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Radio: What does the fox say?!
Leo: wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Percy, Jason, & Leo: What does the fox say?!
Frank the Fox: AWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Everybody else: .........
